#7633 The Dwarven Mine
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» Leader: PetitEtMechant
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Welcome to the Dwarven Mine, a place for all short-legged, bad tempered, axe or hammer-wielder warrior !
An open place for all those who love gold, beer and apple-stuffed elves on barbecue.
Rule Nr 1 : Be a dwarf.
Rule Nr 2 : Hate elves.
Rule Nr 3 : See rule Nr 1
Rule Nr 4 : 1 beer good, 2 beers better.
Rule Nr 5 : The Dwarven Mine is Mine. All Mine.
Why join this clan ?
Beeing a member enlarge your manhood.
Beeing a member teach you how to become a pick-up artist.
Beeing a member allows you to contact non-human intelligent beeings.
Some says one member became President of the french Republic.
Dwarf mathematics :
"1 is already too much"
- Gurdil Shiningbottom's theorem on elves
"1 is the first part of 10"
- The beer chain theory
"I haven't got enough fingers"
- Dwarven GAAP (Gold Accurate Accounting Principle)
Wanna join ?
Send 100 000 gold to PetitetMechant, a picture of you with a beard, write a poem or a song to the glory of dwarves.
Donate to the clan and get Dwarf Clan Point (DCP) :
1 000 gold : 0.1 point
10 000 gold : 0.5 point
A bottle of ale : 10 points
Chicken sandwich : 15 points
A pic of your sister : 50 points.
When you reach 1 000 DCP, you get a hunter broadsword.
Special event : Drunk free for all
Each competitor must drink 5 ale before joining free for all fight.
Then, watch you troops fighting on their own.
Hablaty repair 90% for 120 % of price.
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