| Author | Jokes !!! |
|---|
| Man says: My girlfriend says I'm a pedophile, but what does she know ? I couldn't care less about a 10-year-old girl's opinion. |
| A couple is having sex in bedroom and the woman says to the man "Please, whisper to me dirty things". And the man comes close to her ear and whispers "Fridge, kitchen, stairs, bathroom, cooker, washing machine". |
from a real ads in Africa
two bare-footed men are walking in a savane, when suddenly they come face to face with a lion.
they start to step back hoping that the lion didn't notice them, but it turns its head toward them staring.
Then one of the men open his backpack, take out a pair of running shoes and starts putting them on.
His companion asks "but are you really convinced that with those you'll run faster than a lion?"
"No, but i'm sure i'll run faster than you.." |
Sheldon: i think he's AFK
penny: what does it mean?
Sheldon: it's "Away From Keyboard"
penny: oh i see
Sheldon:what does that mean?
penny: i said "oh i see"!
Sheldon:yeah,i heard,but what does that stand for?!..*duh |
Original ad:
WANTED - Microwave
I am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLY
From Me to *********@************.org:
I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for $30. I am aware that your ad said whites only, but I am an African American. I sincerely hope that this won't be a problem for you, and we can put race issues aside and just do business.
Thank you,
Jamal
From Amy ****** to Me:
I am so sorry that you misread my ad. I meant the microwave should be white, because it would match my kitchen.
Amy
From Me to Amy ******:
Oh, so because I am black, you think that I can't read? It really is amazing that the world we live in is still so racist. I'm sorry, but your insults have left me feeling sick. I don't think I can sell my microwave to a bigot.
Sincerely offended,
Jamal
From Amy ****** to Me:
I wasn't suggesting that you couldn't read. I'm not racist. If you read my whole email you would see that the ad was looking for a white microwave, not a white person. I changed the ad to avoid any confusion.
Amy
From Me to Amy ******:
So now you think that because I am black, I am too lazy to read your whole e-mails. Your racism is overwhelming. You will never get my microwave from me. I will, however, sell you a burning cross for your next klan meeting. Does $20 for the cross sound fair?
From Amy ****** to Me:
I can't write anything without you being offended! I give up!
From Me to Amy ******:
So you don't want the microwave?
From Amy ****** to Me:
Will you still sell it to me?
From Me to Amy ******:
I would never sell anything to a racist.
From Amy ****** to Me:
Ugh I'm done with you. |
| Above ad was posted on Craigslist. :) |
| There was a case once where a Pyromancer was reported on forums for flaming. |
| :) |
Mr.Gupta once had constipation
He decided to visit a doctor
Doctor: You should try some Lemon..and then re-visit after one week
Mr.Gupta did what he was asked to
after one week
Doctor : How is it?
Mr.Gupta: It's fine doctor..the only problem i face now is that constipation persists when i remove lemons |
| hey i have an dot what will happen if we get blocked |
| You're in the best position to answer that...now :o) |
| I don't get the past 3 jokes. Peace :P |
for Lord Hallion91:
In #1069, the guy basically tried to solve his problem by inserting foreign object up his rectum which unsurprisingly wasn't taken well by the body and hence didn't quite solve the problem.
In #1070, the guy thinking this is Q&H asked what will happen if he gets blocked.
In 1071, the person acknowledging the fact that the person above him is in the best position to reply to himself made a sarcastic remark that poster #1070 is in the best position to answer to himself. That guy who replied happened to be me.
Hope this helps, sir! :) |
| lol thanks :P |
| Pls tell me a good joke? I dont hear jokes much.. :( |
| ^ Well I guess that's a good joke :P |
| no |
| Did you read all posts from this thread? |
| almost... |
Pls tell me a good joke? I dont hear jokes much.. :(
Shocking truth!
How on earth do you expect to HEAR good jokes if you actually READ them??
;) |
