i guess their ability is to make empires tax 100%.( they take 99%)
|Their ability is to drop the currency value of this game to half in four years! |
|My wife asked me why i carry a gun in the house.|
I looked at her and said DECEPTICONS. She laughed, i laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster, it was a good time.
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|Every time on wedding older relatives tell me while nodding and finger pointing: "You are next!".|
Well they stopped since I started doing exactly same thing on funerals.
|Twenty years old man likes all women.|
Thirty - likes only one woman.
Forty - likes all women but one.
This year 1st snow came and in the morning it is officially 15 cm thick.
Like men would say - it is 25 cm.
Women on the other hand would say that it is a very first snow.
|3 workers are eating meals on top of skyscraper every day. One day 1st finally speak: "If my wife pack me tomorrow same tuna sandwich, I ll jump no matter what. Cant stand it no more." Second one simply add: "If my packs ham sandwich man I ll follow!" Third feeling with two coworkers add: "Well, I will join You guys if tomorrow I got another peanut butter jelly sandwich!". So tomorrow same time same place, they open lunch boxes and 1st without one word jumped over fence. So does 2nd and lastly 3rd. At funeral, wife of 1st worker sadly comment: "My love if I only knew that You didn't like tuna sandwich I would prepared something else..." and sobs uncontrollably. "If You only said something"... 2nd wife said: "Stupid ham!!! If only I knew! If..." and tears begin to fall like rain. 3rd wife looks confused and mutters: "I don't get it. My husband was making sandwiches alone." |
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