| Author | [Military Clan] #9595 Immortal Dynasty |
| You haven’t been welcome for 6 years |
| Relatable |
You haven’t been welcome for 6 years
It was rhetorical |
| You know what else is rhetorical? |
| I cant remember anymore, how disappointing |
| What is rhetorical |
| your maternal progenitor. |
| Join up today, we won't turn you away |
Join up today, we won't turn you away
It's October 2nd, are we turning people away now? |
| That is your fault you didn’t wake me up when September ends. |
That is your fault you didn’t wake me up when September ends.
... |
Why joining a cult, when you can join Immortal Dynasty?
Oh, wait... |
| Drink the kool aid my boy it will help you transcend this mortal plane |
| I am not drinking anything that comes out of dear leaders body... |
| I'll be sure to let Groot know.. now, about that drink I've made you, bottoms up lad |
Forced to drink it, at first it felt like I was being tortured but once the sweet drink juice hit the back of my throat for longer than a few seconds... I was transformed...
I am transcending... |
| I know there is no reason to ban you, but somehow your message feels like it deserves a ban, Hapko |
| How to join clan? |
| I don't know russian. What clan should I join? |
| You can join us, the invite fee is 5k though so you'll have to save a bit of money first. In the meantime you can join our discord server, the link is on the clan page |