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| Author | Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair! |
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Yes, I, Urgone the Not So Very Nice, have destroyed the evil Dark Elf Army, and rescued the Grandmaster Bowmen, who no doubt died of poison twenty minutes later. Curse you, you dastardardly poisoners and your dastardly poison! Take that, you horrible hydras and your horrible, er, hydrating!
Yes, I, Urgone the Not So Very Nice, have conquered my first mercenary mission, and gained the prize of 94 gold, which I shall use to conquer you all! Sure it took me 10,000 gold to get the artifacts I needed, and sure, they only last 10 battles, and sure I could have spent the 10,000 gold on miniartifacts to keep my troops alive or feed the entire Barbarian Village for a year, but, but, it was 94 gold!
I'll show you all! Sure, I'm weak now, but just wait! In a mere 49 more successful missions, I'll be able to go home to the farm where I was raised with my head held high! Sure, I'll be completely destitute, but it'll be worth it when they see with their awed eyes the mighty treasure I have won in my many missions....
A toadstool.
Who will have the last laugh then? | | That was also the first MG quest I won, so.... |
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