| Author | Masterti facts |
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| MasterTI can made a door that not even he can open... then he open`d it. |
MasterTI once hit "Viking" spacecraft when it was going to launch, that is why it travelled till neptune.
Our mouth spits saliva ; MasterTI mouth spits Bullets. |
A man once asked MasterTI if he was the god of gaming
MasterTI replied
"I am he who headshots most precisely" |
God did not create the plant
MasterTI roundhouse kicked god in the face to cause the big bang,
God edmited defeat. |
| chuck Norris and masterti fought once the that battle is what wiped out the dinosaurs masterti one =D |
| One day MasterTI went to virgin islands and then they were called only islands |
| MasterTI cloggs the toilet when he pees :) |
| MasterTI counted to infinity - twice. |
Luke.. chuck norris pwns masterti... even for a joke that aint funny...
Bruce lee pwns both... |
| what no way masterti kicks all there sorry butts |
Most People Respect The Sword
Everybody Respect MasterTI |
| you are wrong not all people respect MasterTI |
Im sorry but in a fight between bruce lee chuck norris and MasterTI
Every single last thing in existance and even things that dont exist would die and explode in horrible flaming deaths,
but Bruce Lee would win...
To bad all the ref`s are dead and cannot declare him the winner... |
| no masterti would win hands down |
MasterTI's Kick can help u see the heaven .
Steve Jeffray, died not b'coz of stingray , but b'coz MasterTI hated him. |
| MasterTI's ghosts can have 3 misses in succession |
MasterTI's ghosts can have 3 misses in succession
WRONG it gets infinate :P |
| and also real ghosts do have infinite misses |
| the alfa tower was used by a giant to kill masterti . too bad masterti killed the giant in a point of a finger |
masterTI once pointed in the air and shout "bang bang" and a plain crashed down
0.O |
