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0:46:46 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: On a special night, every year, all of the strongest men from all the lands gathered
0:47:33 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: To compete amongst each other, to hold great power and glory for the rest of the year
0:47:42 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: As well as the pride of their magical college town.
0:49:26 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: All of the townsfolk would huddle around their mystic spectacle boxes to take witness
0:50:32 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Making of it a grand fete, consuming only the finest crisped potatoes and potions
0:51:59 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: This specific town's men were well known for being the most powerful and glorious year after year
0:53:03 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Though one year, this magical college town met a horrible fate.
0:56:18 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Ah, right... one year, the grand fete was going as per usual.
0:56:58 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: The townsfolk were full of crisps and potions.
0:57:47 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Hooting and hollering could be heard all around, tell-tale signs of another victory.
0:58:14 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: SO. On this night, though, something was amiss.
0:58:49 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: The townsfolk suddenly became ravenous, leaving their homes and gathering in the streets.
0:59:12 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: All were chanting for their lost comrades, for it became apparent that their great men had fallen!
0:59:55 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: I personally had witnessed this from my tower in the center of town.
1:00:00 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: With my butler, Sebastian.
1:00:30 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: I was in no great panic, for I knew these people were harmless... and in fact in good spirits.
1:00:59 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: It was an odd mood, for they knew an even greater rising of men would follow in the coming year.
1:01:40 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: However... the evil and corrupted Mayor of the magical college town did not see this.
1:02:39 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: He mobilized his army of hume slaves in their finest armor and artillary
1:02:53 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: In an effort to disperse the crowds.
1:03:38 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Even in my tower, I was disturbed by the Mayor's dragon watch.
1:04:04 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: The dragons shined a breath of light upon myself as Sebastian took guard over me.
1:04:17 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: I was not frightened though. Oh no, not one bit.
1:05:28 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: In the few moments the dragon remained hovering over my tower... | 1:06:00 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: several of the mayor's guard came bursting through my balcony door.
1:06:30 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: "What is the meaning of this?" I exclaimed sternly to who appeared to be the lead guard.
1:07:31 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: "M...ma'am?" he stammered, "Do you... own a car in this here tower?"
1:08:25 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Perplexed, I tried to reply... "Erm, no I'm afraid you must have the wrong building...?"
1:09:06 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: The two other guards stepped forward as the lead exclaimed,
1:09:35 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: "Then I must ask you to vacate these premises, join your kin in the streets!"
1:10:20 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Your Auntie did not take very kindly to these words...
1:10:43 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Though Sebastian gave me a look I knew too well. And he was certainly right...
1:11:12 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Disemboweling the three guards would have been easy and fun, but we all know dragons are a pain...
1:11:35 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: So your Auntie and Sebastian followed the guards into the streets.
1:12:23 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Suddenly, there were several explosions and the smell of gunpowder filled the air.
1:12:49 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: No fire or smoke could be seen; the crowds more confused than worried.
1:14:01 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Out of the corner of my eye I noticed a small metal cylinder rolling out
1:14:05 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: from an opening into the crowd.
1:14:49 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Stopping only a meter from your old Auntie's feet, I stooped down to examine the curious object.
1:15:20 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Sebastian shouted, "Wait... run!"
1:15:44 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: Though before I could react properly, a searing gas poured forth from the cylinder.
1:15:59 [ipslne][*] to MasterTI: And that is essentially the story of how your Auntie got tear gassed. | This all really happened :(
competition = college basketball
potion = booze
Mayor's guard = the cops
dragons = police helicopters
tower = parking structure
I can't say it wasn't fun though. It's surprising how much you can laugh when your face is on fire. | | Bravo Bravo Great Auntie Ipso :P *appluad* | | god i love justice this was funny | | Boo! | rofl! dude, it's a very nice told story but i'm astonished how a college basketball match could ever cause such riots. you should come to a football derby Levski-CSKA and try to get out alive :D
P.S. i don't know where you live... if you haven't heard of Levski and CSKA, it's like the AJAX (Amsterdam) vs. Feyenoord (Rotterdam) clash. (Spartac Moscow vs. CSKA Moscow in Russia). | | it was serious fate |
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