| Author | Draw of prizes (Again) |
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Here is smth strange:
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks? |
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
then 100 would be tenty |
| If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? |
| nope. we use tiny little baby spoons and forks. |
| ty Vendi |
43% of all statistics are worthless.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
A bad plan is better than no plan.
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
A day without sun shine is like, you know, night. |
nope. we use tiny little baby spoons and forks.
Thx:) |
| A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows. |
| Venison is very dear to me. |
| i do enjoy a good piece of pie |
| hi |
1048
nice one |
How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of murdered? |
| How come a pizza can get to ur house faster than an ambulance? |
| If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? |
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes...
why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? |
Excuse me, my friend over there is a little embarrassed...
he wants your phone number...he needs to know where
he can get a hold of me in the morning |
| Excuse me |
1056 thats cause then the plane would be too heavy to fly
1054 motorcycles weave through traffic faster than vans
1055 dead. or a new species of turtle
1053 after they are elected |
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