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this is from my friend,thegr8:
FIRST,READ FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
SECOND,READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP
(Before Marriage) <--
Boy: Yes! At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes...
Girl: Darling!
(After Marriage) -----> | | -1000 | This is The Sticky Ending i hear from my friend
Little boy,
Climbs up tree.
Branch goes SNAP.
R.I.P.
Hairpin bend,
Speeding truck.
Brakes don't work,
Oh bad luck.
On a bike,
Doing tricks.
'Mind that wall-!'
Pile of bricks.
Light gone out,
Leaking gas.
Strike a match,
Silly ass.
Climbing cliff,
Sign:KEEP CLEAR
Rumble,rumble...
CRASH!Oh Dear
Little boat,
Nice and snug.
Brewing storm,
Glug-glug-glug.
Building site,
No hard hat.
Falling plank,
Pity that.
*NOTE i copy it all ;) | | lol @ 1 | | i love the first 1 | Funny Riddles:
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Q:What do you get if you cross a monster with Father Christmas?
A:Santa Claws.
Q:What do ghost like to read in the newspapers?
A:Their horror scopes.
Q:How do you make a witch itch?
A:Rub out the 'W'.
Q:What are baby witches called?
A:Halloweenies.
Q:What do you call the ghost of a sailor?
A:A Sea ghoul. | rofl for all those posts....
Only 4 posts away...whahahahaha
[Player banned by moderator Takesister until 2010-01-06 02:04:58 // Congrats in 4 posts' time. See you in 7 days then] | | who got any jokes? | | lol @ 1 | | Ahah lol @ 1 | I am simply going to copy and post...
Hope u dont mind..
Read from top to bottom then bottom to top.
Boy: Yes! At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes...
Girl: Darling!
Little boy,
Climbs up tree.
Branch goes SNAP.
R.I.P.
Hairpin bend,
Speeding truck.
Brakes don't work,
Oh bad luck.
On a bike,
Doing tricks.
'Mind that wall-!'
Pile of bricks.
Light gone out,
Leaking gas.
Strike a match,
Silly ass.
Climbing cliff,
Sign:KEEP CLEAR
Rumble,rumble...
CRASH!Oh Dear
Little boat,
Nice and snug.
Brewing storm,
Glug-glug-glug.
Building site,
No hard hat.
Falling plank,
Pity that.
Q:What do you get if you cross a monster with Father Christmas?
A:Santa Claws.
Q:What do ghost like to read in the newspapers?
A:Their horror scopes.
Q:How do you make a witch itch?
A:Rub out the 'W'.
Q:What are baby witches called?
A:Halloweenies.
Q:What do you call the ghost of a sailor?
A:A Sea ghoul. |
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