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| Author | Alex & Maxim kidnapped by Dwarves |
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Dear LWM Community,
Unfortunately money has no appeal for the Dwarves. They want nothing more nor less than the Whole Realm itself! The roulette itself for once is hopeless... At stake is the faith of the Empire, and ours together with it.
Needless to say, that they won't invade for as long as Alex & Maxim are in their possession.
Indeed, the mercury lab in the Great Capital is involved in a low-cost secret military project, that requires humongous amounts of mercury. It is all part of a master plan, having to do with a bomb of Maxim destruction... This project was started by one of our admin's trusted man, in absentia of said admins. We can only suspect it is part of the post-rescue shock and awuch plan when the Dwarves will invade.
The office makes no statement regarding various (military or not) clans. As long as they are honest, they are all part of our common integrated defense.
However the office looks very much down upon those dishonest vagrants involved in money laundering, who are working behind the stage towards the demise of our Magnificent Realm, and selling it to the highest bidder: the malefic, horrible, terrible Dwarves!
Unfortunately we can't harm them as of yet, since that would imperil the treatment that Alex & Maxim receive from the Dwarves.
But make no mistake, we know who they are, and once we retrieve our admins, they will deal themselves with them, and will purge the Realm of this sewage once and for all!...
naviron,
LWM Security Service. | | PS: The Dwarves have also started a campaign of spying and intimidation through electronic warfare (https://www.lordswm.com/forum_messages.php?tid=1880019). The office recommends everyone keeping a big hammer handy for whenever such suspect behavior appears on your electronic devices... Do not let the virus escape with your private information!... | Dear LWM Community,
It is with great pleasure that LWM - Security Service wants to announce that our beloved admins, Alex & Maxim, have been rescued from the Dwarves!
One of our ninja-teams, which we previously though have perished, managed to set them free. They are on their way back home! (In fact -- but this is OFF the record! -- the true story is that our operatives tried to ambush one of those vodka-convoys....and they have succeeded -- unfortunately! It's been weeks we've had no news from them -- because they were too busy analyzing the vodka containers for any hidden secret weapons... very laborious job!!!...)
But anyways, they are safe and well, and that's all that matters. For now!
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On behalf of the LWM - Security Service, Happy 2nd Anniversary everyone!
Now with our beloved free... brace yourselves for the worse!...
naviron,
LWM - Security Service. | | closed by Lord naviron (2010-12-20 00:31:06) |
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