| Author | The great gremlin feast |
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time to roast some gremlins on the good old stove we got your normal gremlins engineers gremlins and your wrecker gremlins we got:
Gremlin stew: a nice stew made with 100% gremlin meat mixed with fairy spices and compiled with with all nature vegies
Gremlin kabob: we got all 3 type of gremlins here with a nice honey glaze over that mixed with some more of that green stuff called vegies
Gremlin salad: dont the name fool you no vegies here all meat we got wrecker gremlin and engineer plus for this special salad we threw a bit of hydra all seasoned by our master cooks
Gremlin pizza: with hunks of gremlins thrown in with this weird stretchy stuff we got from the dwarves i think they called it cheese with a special sauce made from a very foreign thing tomatoes.
we also have fresh squeezed gremlin blood mixed with the only drink available to lords beer |
| i would like to try gremlin blood |
hey, leave my gremlins alone or I'll get Bilir on you!!
Just cos you get no meat on our skellies and the rest of you have all gone off, doesn't mean you have to steal our plump gremlins! |
| *pours a pint of gremlin blood for zuzumiliano* * gives miles a free salad* try it you will like it :D |
| Can I buy a fresh, living Gremlin? |
| no there all dead and skinned waiting in the fridge which is powered by an enslaved wizard |
Justice shall be served rightfully to all gremmies torturers!
naviron casts Raise Dead. 99999 gremmies raised, and fleeing from the undead's thumb
magi casts Disperse enslavement on wizard. wizard burns the fridge and runs
genies casts poison on all gremmies torturers
genies casts curse on lukeman56789
naviron leaves, watching over gremmies' safe escape. |
Can I buy a fresh, living Gremlin?
no there all dead and skinned waiting in the fridge which is powered by an enslaved wizard
naviron casts Raise Dead. 99999 gremmies raised, and fleeing from the undead's thumb
magi casts Disperse enslavement on wizard. wizard burns the fridge and runs
genies casts poison on all gremmies torturers
genies casts curse on lukeman56789
naviron leaves, watching over gremmies' safe escape.
LOLS
XD |
| Sounds good but I am a vegetaarian. |
Oh no!!... seems like my curse really worked on luke!
Transfer log of lukeman56789
11-16-10 02:30: Faction changed: Necromancer to Wizard.
Can't believe it!!!...
*rubbing eyes* |
That's just a disguise. Oppss, no one should know.
*evil evil plans* |
| So tasty....yummmmmm ;) |
| lol gotta start a gremlin farm :P |
Yes. You will profit a lot. Bad for the wizards :)
You might get 1000 gold/gremlin. |
