There were four murderers, One Chinese, one Malay, one Indian and one Eurasian. They are staying together in a flat and someone knew it and reported it to the police.
A policeman said," They are too dangerous, we should kill them when we saw them. We will shoot their head so they die immediately."
Another policeman replied,"No, unless they want to harm us with their weapons,
then we shall use our guns."
All the policemen agreed with the plan.
They went into the flat and and are ready to bash open the door and arrest those murderers. "1,2,3!" The door flung open and the murderers were shock.
The policemen saw that the murderers were armed so they took out their guns.
The idiot Chinese man sang a lullaby, hoping to lure the police to sleep. But the failed. He was arrested.
The Malay man bowed to the police because that is what people do in Japanese fights. The police got into action and you should know what happened to him.
The Eurasian man took out a very small dagger, hoping to stab dead all of the policeman. Guns vs small dagger? Eurasian man arrested.
The Indian man hid in a small room. He was equipped with a very long sword.
A policeman said," Do not get near him! You would die as it is a very very long sword! Remember the head shot plan?"
The policemen laughed. The Indian man was very frightened.
So all the police ,took out their guns, but they realized they forgotten to reload the gun! So all take turns to shoot the Indian man. They queued behind each other like they were going to play the arcade.
The policemen shot at the head and in the end, the policemen died.
"How did he survive? Is it the "forgot to reload" problem which made them dead" " The queuing line problem".
On that day, someone saw what happened and told the police commander," The Indian man was shaking his head left to right and the policemen did not get a good aim and wasted their bullets shooting the wall behind him instead of shooting the head."
My friend told me this joke but i have problem writing it into a story-.- |
