| Author | Guide:how to fail at Lordswm(Updated) |
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Original version: https://www.lordswm.com/forum_messages.php?tid=1897511&page=0
Here we go:
Things to do fail at Lordswm
1. Afk in battle
2. Spam Q&H forum with letter 'W' with capital on
3. Try to replace Arctic as admin
4. Give a looooooong speech in forum but actually no one going to read it
5. Pretend to be Empire instead Empiress
6. Cast bless on Angel
7. Cast fireball sell on enchanted garg
8. Take a Mg quest but didn't finish it for a long time like mine: please come back in -110467 minutes
9. cast curse on angel
10. Place your Dragon9green dragon/black dragon) one step beside your troop
11. Apparitton Monster drains only 1 mana from you from MG quest and you lose the whole fight
12. Place your range unit in front of melee while you are newbie
13. take retaliation from unit that with unlimited retaliation ability.
14. Equip ring of inspiration while you are necromancer
15. You were flooded by random people in battlechat, and you forgot which unit you were retaliated
16. type foul word in chat ..before your word shows up a night-watch intercept it and you were auto banned.
17. Keep changing faction because you think that faction is sucks..when you are in another faction, and think this faction sucks again and change to another..so in the end it just like world tour :)
18. Change from any faction to wizard faction without reequip mini-arts on it.
19. Change talent 'Rally' and then go to another location..later found out that you were ambushed by someone and only monks in your army
20. Keep asking why barb doesn't have any magic
21. Try to blind Griffin / Royal Griffin with Unicorn or dark spell
22. Flood transfer log
23. Unable to enroll because you can't read the code properly or you didn't ask on forum/ try yourself
24. Argue with AI
25. Keep asking why is this server being neglected by admin
26. fall asleep while you are in combat
27. Try to wait at ROH to hunt dragon for free no ap combat but you actually found out that you are very bad luck after you waited for 1 week
28. Suggest ridiculous ideas in I&S forum
29. your recruit suppose to take retaliation from a unit but it accidently stunned it
30. Try to sell a clan
31. Send gold to other player first when you are doing trade after that you found yourself scammed by people
32. type wrong number in price like Thief invitation costs 1,000,000 but typed in 100,000. Only one 0 huh? =)))
33. keep buying diamond just because lack of money? And found out that the gold that changed from diamond is used to roulette
34. Fight DE magic build with knight Xbow build
35. A draw match
36.Roulette. you think of a number and when you go to bet, the ball is already spinning and after the results the number matches your prediction and you cry.
37. you get caught in an ambush(using full set) along with another player using 1 troop and you lose in shame.
#38. Setup wrong so that even with tactics you cannot hit enemy shooter
#39. Cast a life saving rapid or delay that for some reason has no effect whatsoever
#40. Do a bad misclick which results in loss of the battle
#41. Let your shrew run out in the mercenary quest and get squished
#42. destroy your own tower in the tavern
#43 Being convinved that admins will implement one's "MUST HAVE" I&S suggestion
#44 send gold and resources to the casino play with description like 'straight up 12 plz plz plzzzzz'
#45. (rare super noob) accidentally sell your infernal axe 5 x 12 % or other rare artifact whilst trying to equip it.
#46. make 119 or 399 ambushes respectively just before TGI rules changed.
#48. Hit an enemy unit in GB thinking your precious stack can take the retal (it can't) and you lose your team the game
#49. count squares wrong and move into enemy shooter range = get smashed
50. log in to the game and do nothing
51. fail at hamster hunting/ fail to hunt hamster because of wrong timing
52. post in someone thread but no one cares hi |
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95. Try to correct someone's grammar in forum..Hey common you are in Lordswm not a English Lesson
96. cast a phantom before your opponent's sprite comes
97. Open a clan to put all the gold into it because you feel safe ..The truth is even you are 0 gold, if someone ambushed you and lost, your gold went negative
98. Try to put 6 morale because you think that more morale , the more chance you will burst
99. When you are trying to make records for your hunt..suddenly all gone because you pressed hunt assistance ..
100. Wear a ring of inspiration with a ring that -2 morale with 1 luck(forgot name)
101. travel to yellow lake to enroll
102. Don't even know who Arctic is :D
103. Buying Artifacts and dispose them immediately
104. Not reading this guide
105. Wearing full artifacts to battle only 10 farmers
107. Not being thankful to admin
108. Not Respecting Her majesty.
109. Spamming the secretary
110. Pretendin to be Arctic
111. Casting Disruption ray on a stack who already has 0 defense.
112. Try to put 6 luck because you think that more luck , the more chance you will be lucky
113.casting delay on golems
114.buying UCI with diamonds at ROH
115. creating a 3vs3 random GB with description min AP then at the last second one joins with full and you die.
#116 you think you'll save money by repairing your own level 6 shop arts instead of buying new ones.
#117 accept a mg quest, travel there only to realise you don't have a weapon or enough money to buy one
#118 press the wrong arrow and travel in the completely wrong direction
#119 create a thread asking how to trade diamonds which serves in highlighting a lot of illegal transfers.
#120 post on this thread using your multi ;)
# 121 using bad language in battlechat
#122 Sends offensive mail and get penalized a year later. :{
#123 mail block military clan leaders, empire, admins(i mean people who matter)
#124 joining in gbs. settling ur troops but not clicking the battle button and asking who's afk??
#125. taking retal of 100 golems and then attacking with main stack on 300 mordern golems
#126 Using sprites to take retal
#127 running away by farmers with hydras.
#128 Sell resources or anything in market. Thinking that you will get profit but you forget the 1% tax that finally make you loss or didn't get profit at all
#129 Roulette : Believe that red must be appeared in the next spin after 3-5 black numbers in a row,but black still appear several times,until 7-10 black numbers in a row. Vice versa
#130 accidentally enchant F11 on Hunter broadsword with durability 0/1.
#131 forget to unequip enchanted arts before super easy battle
#132 equip the best enchanted arts and try to make hunt record, but after clicking "attack" see the text "... take to the heels" and then you get some random friend (no record even if you win, but arts lost durability)
#133 make 50 multis
#134 #133 To say they are all your brothers XD
135 Buy diamond at Ridge of hope for 15000 gold and then resell it for 2500 gold
136: be a DE and take soldier's luck talent
137: make a 5*12% wooden sword
138: play GB with 15 lv 15 (15 player in lvl 15 XD) while you in lvl 1 !!! |
Thread revived!
Don't think this thread is silly..it could help you by prevent do silly / stupid mistake in games
Have a nice day! |
| Good updated ! . |
| How much time u wasted on this? |
2 minutes
Will that kill you? |
I know you posted one on blessing angels (#6), but:
How about casting bless on faeries.
When I had a battle on lockdown, I would do that just for fun. =D |
| 139: cast bless on faerires |
140.cast poison on necro.
141. post same points again and again in this tread.
142. reading this tread to make sure u didn't do any of this things.
143. trying to get married this game. |
| After an Event,you realizing that you are one short of victory to get art reward. and questioning in Q&A why you are not rewarded |
omg ur obsessed with this game.
BTW A VERY good job.
:))) |
when you´re in a military clan: creating a vanguard during an event, without making it a clan-battle
asking something in a thread, while the answer can be found on the same page
creating topics in Q&H with only "need help", "question", etc, as a subject
withdrawing your own challenge to enter another one's challenge in the tavern, while that other player does exactly the same for your challenge
when some stranger asks for your password or gold, thinking "ey, that fella seems like an honest player"
thinking you found a bug when casting magic against another wiz, and finding out afterwards he had magic mirror
wondering why the heck you can't buy that artifact, and finding out your inventory is full |
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| flooding the forum because your birthday is coming up |
| yh |
for moro88:
casting bless on faeries is not a fail :))) their damage is 1-2, casting on sprites bless would be fail because of 2-2 damage... so probably you failed on trying to find something failing. |
by bad..too blur
139: cast bless on sprite
140.cast poison on necro.
141. post same points again and again in this tread.
142. reading this tread to make sure u didn't do any of this things.
143. trying to get married this game. |
| 144. pick a nick name, that can be easily miss spelled to moron |
for moro88:
145. read the classics Dostoevkogo "Idiot" |
