Author | Abolish the Monarchy! |
Hammy the furry hamster (sniff, sniff, sniff) I sense odor of phosphorus!.... |
Wht u Do with that male slave Onda ???
should I really tell you? :D |
sure, tell us! and spice it up!
Lady Onda sighs with satisfaction, then leaves the throne and goes back to her rooms, where a warm blood bath is ready, together with that male slave she selected the day before ...
damn, girl, i didn't know there was a selection process! i could have applied... |
He he :D
Plz tell the rest
Also u can PM me the full story ;)
Go Onda Go |
You are to be guillotined at once! General coolahed, you are to take custody of this traitor and execute my orders.
Roger that! Syrian your time has come.. any last wishes before I apply the orders? |
Roger that! Syrian your time has come.. any last wishes before I apply the orders?
sure, bro: disreguard that order. kill naviron instead. and his family too. and eat his kids - cook'em if you will, you may choose the recipe. i suggest "kiddy fillet-mignon with vegetables" (very good for your health) |
I will not tolerate such mockery! I shall make it a slow and painful death! |
oh, and when you go kill naviron, don't ask him if he's got any last wishes. it's lame. |
Every man deserves a last wish before death! and you have just lost yours!
Enough talks.. it's time for you to die!!! |
Every man deserves a last wish before death!
i'm not a man, i'm a Dark Elf. and an assassin too. and a thief, now. be careful... or you'll wake up one day without all but that sexy lingerie you wear under your armour. |
Silence!
AS the Head of the dark light battalion level 14 darkelf! your level 10 darkelf would not stand a chance against me so I wouldn't threat anybody If I were you! If I'm going to execute you it will happen and I can't be stopped! |
**chops off syrian's head** |
AHhh
Send the body along with the head for postmortem...
And b cautious [who knows onda might take that too ;)] |
no I awaite further orders... |
syrian is still talking when coolahed buries his sword in his chest. he dies quickly - coolahed makes a mental note not to be so impetuous next time he has to murder someone.
apparently, fate caught up with syrian. |
I think the order is to gillotined not to bury sword :)) |
I think the order is to gillotined not to bury sword :))
as he makes this comment, Konan_D hears some whispered yet shouted words:
so i thought it was more poetic to tell the story that way! what you gonna do, kill me again?? |
lol |
Its getting interesting....
But does the news conveyed to naviron Naviron |
Hmmm...since syrian's dead sry must have a serious case of necrofilia....0.0" |