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Confucius say: man who go in front of car gets tired, man who walks behind gets exhausted.
Dead baby jokes(see nothing against them in teh rules)
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how do you catch a baby falling from 1000 feet? with a pitchfork
how do you load 100 babies into a flatbed? using a pitchfork
what's worse than dropping a baby on a 100 story building? dropping a 100 story building on a baby
what's blue, small and bubbly? drowning baby
what's green, stinks and slimy? same baby, 6 weeks later
what's worse than stapling 40 babies on a tree? stapling a baby on 40 trees
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari
Animal joke(s)
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how do you put a penguin in a bowl? use a blender
how do you get it out? with tortilla chips and drunk pals
O.O
real story, there's a game called "Ethnic Cleansing PC Game" no kidding, video games just reached a new low |
here are some Q and A, yes they all suck but its Q and A wut do u expect...
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: none Its never been recorded....
Q: How many MasterTI does it take to turn a cow into a chicken?
A: Oh come on who wants to turn a cow into something else???????
Q: How many black people does it take to rob a store?
A: look left, u can see how many....
Q: How many people does it take to rob a bank?
A: Thanks for the answer, i wanteed to know how many people i should hire...
Q: What mexican swimmer who won the gold olympics in 1876 had 7 fathers?
A: How the hell should i know?????!?!?!?!?!?! |
| i got jokes? |
| All the king's horses and all the king's men? Are you kidding me? No wonder they couldn't put Humpty together again. Just what did those idiots expect the horses to do, anyway? |
| Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person? |
| According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. |
| What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later." |
| # I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, "Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye." |
| It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. |
| [Post deleted by moderator Zyanya // Please don't post such jokes.] |
| sorry that one was dirty |
| [Post deleted by moderator Zyanya // Still, let's try and keep this family friendly.] |
| ok^^ |
wait wait wait forums are aspose to be family friendly?
... maybe i should reconsider... XD |
| Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"? |
A Q and A question.
Q:What is the key to open a banana?
A:A monkey! |
I like this one
How to kill a dead baby? |
It would be funny if you were a drummer and you grabbed two magical wands insteda drum sticks...
One two three four---
--oh sht my base player is now a can of soup...
Sorry rick... i mean mr. chunkys
*Mitch hedberg do you belive in gosh album* |
What do you call a stuck up magician that is greedy?
Kusika |
"My girlfriend works at hooters...
in the kitchen."
"I got a drive through restaurant by my house
they say well get your drive through fast food to you in 30 seconds or less or its free,
thats to fast!! i did not think they could top it
but one day i walked in and say a guy who looked like me eating what i was ganna order." |
