| Author | who got jokes? |
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A SKIT:
2 guys walks on stage
guy a: wow where did u get that shirt
guy b: jc penny
(guy b walks off guy c walks on)
guy a:where did u get those pants
guy c: jc penny
(guy c walks off a guy w/ just a towel walks on)
guy a: who are u?
guy w/ towel: jc penny
lol heheh |
| not funny |
@ 81
it took me awhile but I get it now, not bad, I chuckled on the inside. |
| i know i just wanted to put a skiton it is not that good i agree |
| so whos got jokes next? |
| i think the comedian does... |
| Lebron can't dunk XD |
There were two snowmen standing in the park.
The park was very popular.
All day, the snowmen watched as kids played and people sat on park benches.
The snowmen just stood there.
Finally, at night the park was empty and the two snowmen were on their own.
After a while one snowman whispered "Hey George, can you smell carrots?" |
| yall should check out mitch fatel on you tube, he's crazy funny :) |
A guy named ofca set sail to Atlantus, he gained rich from there by winning roulette
one day, devils came around him and whispered " hey, if you bet much, you win Much!"
He bet on 00. but he bankrupt and went sail in the sea as a fisher |
| so, its been a minute, who got some new jokes? |
| it was supposed to be Snow White and the 8 Dwarves, but Tardy missed his chance at fame |
| When farrah faucet died god granted her one wish. She wished that all of the worlds children would be saved then BOOM micheal Jackson died :) |
| ....and when MJ reached the Pearly Gates, he was greeted by a huge banner "This is it!" :D |
When player reach lvl six wat happen to the player?
Will sick!!! |
Q: A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?
A: The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions. |
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said, "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!" A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said, "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."
Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!" |
The more you learn,
The more you know,
The more you know,
The more you forget,
The more you forget,
The less you know,
So why learn? |
Q: what do you call a blonde in a freezer?
A: a frosted flake |
100th post
what is the most rich animal? |
