Forums-->Off-game forum-->
| Author | Post It- Battles where your team mate was really bad |
|---|
Post here battles where your team mate/s were so bad that you lost because of them( please be creative and not show boring movies of afk. I mean like seriously, attacking wrong stacks, walking around picking up mushrooms on the battlefield while being shot at,etc.)
here is my battle where my ally was so bad many times after each other.
https://www.lordswm.com/war.php?warid=475092462
first he started off by not having bowmen and magic guild vl 1( whatever I thought, we can do it without them)
then he lets the bowmen open for easy attack from rogues
then he blocks acces to my vampires to attack griffins
then he marches with his army against 1 bowman(his army was 15 ghosts and 7 vamps) but then the lil bowman got killed and he decides to collect mushrooms with his army for supper, I mean after all, who cares if there is a necromancer half defeated fighting off with glory and hope against 20 swordsmen, 14 ghosts, 5 vampires and some loose Dark elf forces.
While he's mushroom collecting he finds and excuse saying he will take out the minotaurs( even though the DE was 4th turn afk by then)
So once the DE has fallen, he collects raspberry and heads towards north saying he would ''kill'' 30 harmless skeletal bowmen with 2 shots. oh, also he said that i should come over to help him with his raspberry picking by sending ghosts to help him. he also told me not to worry about the swordsmen, he'd kill them. maybe not them but some other swordsmen in a hunt perhaps. However I couldn't help him with his raspberry picking since there were fierce Swordsmen blocking the way.
Oh did I not mention, our elf he was afk in the beginning then died due to weak formation.
anyways back to the berry picking.
During the combat he tried to communicate to aliens( at least it sounded so: full cue on ghost.)
except that the message was probably delivered to me...
the enemy ghost was a 100% hit, and just before my vamps sweeped in to attack them followed by a step on form my ghosts, Germanius741852 with his ''superpowerful blade thingy attacked the ghosts, and reset the miss counter which eventually got me killed( a pity, i still had 2 or 3 raises).
Then he realized his operation berry-picking had to be stopped to put a few enemies away, however the mighty force of fail has occupied his faith and he could no longer( well actually I don't think he ever did)be tactical about things and fight the way he was supposed to.
With the help of that, and not fighting the enemy earlier in the battle, got him essentially killed.
Nice exp the enemy gained. If only I could have been on the opposing team of Germanius, I could possibly be now lvl 6 trying out the smithy.
A nice story i made by fighting with him. I think if i battle with him more, I could become a popular writer.
If you come across him my hint to you is: don't bother wasting your nerves trying to teach him, just think of how you will write a story, using his actions. | I didn't lose.... but this elf needs to learn how to use arrows and magic.
https://www.lordswm.com/warlog.php?lt=-1&warid=3891050 | This guy did not want to attack the Spawns and prefer to defend .. If he had attacked with his gargs and Golems, The Match will have had a different OUTPUT .. made me get my 21st defeats ..
https://www.lordswm.com/warlog.php?warid=475016833
Best regards,
Randhy | | +2 mane dat elf suck | | Topic moved from "General game forum" to "Off-game forum". | Another sucky elf... sigh
https://www.lordswm.com/warlog.php?warid=473642707
This one needs to learn how to split her troops, stand next to shooters, and to not block my swords....
#3
Nice win ratio. Unfortunately you'll get a lot more losses when you start doing other kinds of fights. |
Back to topics list
|
