| Author | Game of Tricks |
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I got this topic from .ru not so big hit but just good
One must tell situation, and others must try to answer it. The one who tell the trick can only answer "yes" or "no".
Let me start
Mat and Jack rode towards the the playground. a bunch of kindergartens saw them and laughed... why?
One more,
Jack and mat went to an intitute. Jack knows english but lack french while mat on the other hand lack english but knows french. The passed the institute, How? |
1) Kindergartens can't laugh, they are buildings or institutions, not people. Illogical statement.
2) It was a mental institution |
1) Kindergartens can't laugh, they are buildings or institutions, not people. Illogical statement.
Yes (right on the spot!)
2) It was a mental institution
more, please? |
2) It was a mental institution
more, please?
Oops i mean no. |
| theay passed walking? xD |
theay passed walking? xD
No, |
| 2) It was a mental institution. They only needed to pass a sanity check, not english or french tests |
egg yolk is white or egg yolk are white?
a plane crashed on the borders of country a and b. in which country do they bury the survivors? |
Egg yolk is yellow
In the passengers' country of origin, when they die of old age or something since they have not died |
a plane crashed on the borders of country a and b. in which country do they bury the survivors?
You dont have to bury the living if you dont want to make them very very angry..but actually this happened about two years ago in my country, there were no survivors and the dead ones were buried near the crash site I think.. |
a plane crashed on the borders of country a and b. in which country do they bury the survivors?
if i got there first id probuably just kill them and leave it be... i mean i just put all that effort into killing a group of people why waste my time digging to? |
why does Horatio wears 2 pairs of sunglasses when he seas victim of car crash
PS:if u dont know who horato is u will feal unimaginable pain in your testicles when u breed(male only) |
| for PoopShovel: LOL |
| What is poopshovel`s great great great great grandfathers best friends middle name? |
a plane crashed on the borders of country a and b. in which country do they bury the survivors?
erm..why would they bury the _SURVIVORS_? |
for DeasprateDesire: poopshovel
If you dig a hole that's a perfect 3by5 square how much dirt is in the hole?
How many poopshovels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
How many poopshovels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Lol! none. because shovel can't move
If you dig a hole that's a perfect 3by5 square how much dirt is in the hole?
3*5cm=15(guessing) |
If you dig a hole that's a perfect 3by5 square how much dirt is in the hole?
none... at all.. if there was dirt in it it wouldnt be a hole... it would be empty o_0 XD
What is poopshovel`s great great great great grandfathers best friends middle name? Jimmy Joe bob billy the 2nd (yes thats all one word, yes it is all only his middle name) |
| for DeasprateDesire: correct |
Q: Can god make a door that even he cannot open?
A: Yes.. Yes i can...
Q: What is the meaning of life?
Q: What is the solution of life?
Q: How can one body look four ways at once? |
