| Author | Alien Interview! |
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Me: Hi my name is Decrous and i cant believe that I'm on my way to interview REAL live aliens!
*Crosses three doors and opens the forth one heading up stairs to the attic*
Me: Hmm they should be here any minute!
*Walks to the back of the attic looking around in some old stuff, Noises come from behind me. I turn around and see 3 green people with a big head and big black eyes.*
Me: You're really ugly for a attic rat.
Alien 1: No you ignoramus, we are Aliens as you people call us.
Alien 3: Take us to your leader.
Me: Oh! Aliens! Unfortunately MY leader is well my parents, but they are boring, ill take you to them AFTER i ask you some questions!
Alien 2: It sounds reasonable. Go ahead.
Me: For my first question, Where is my presents? Did you bring them?
Alien 2: Presents! Now why wou..... *alien one interrupts*
Alien 1: err... We left them in our spaceship.
Me: ooooh spaceship! Can i have a tour?
Alien 1: A tour of OUR spaceship? We will get to that later.
Me: Are you willing to do menial labour here on earth?
Alien 2: No. We only work for ourselves.
Alien 3: Take us to your leader.
Me: Hmm i already told you i will after I'm done!. Whats your names?
Alien 1: My name is X35EY4.
Alien 2: I'm N4H15L, and he is 14EMO5
Me: Then are some weird names, my name is Decrous. My friend wanted me to ask you why i took you so seriously.
X35EY4: There is no answer for that, all we know is that you know we are real!
Me: Is there an alien named Scotty that beams you up?
N4H15L: Scotty? What kind of name is that for an Alien? The one who beams us up is named B.O.B.
Me: Whats B.O.B. mean?
N4H15L: Beam of Bob...
Me: Why do you look like my friend?
N4H15L: Friend? Do you have more costumes in your closet with imaginary people wearing them?
Me: That's Exactly right!
X35EY4: *sigh*
14EMO5: Take us to your leader.
Me: I still have more questions! Wait wait wait! Why don't people Believe me when I tell them you are real? And Why does the sky fall when you guys come here?
X35EY4: Because humans are intolerable Imbecile Creatures. The sky doesn't fall you idiot, its all in your head!
Me: You guys are really insulting.
N4H14L: Only when your talking to us.
Me: Oh... *waits about 5 minutes watching the aliens.*
N4H14L: Well? Are you done!?
Me: Oh no not yet, just trying to remember some of my questions. Oh i got more! Are you Edible?
N4H14L: Human Child anyone is edible.
Me: Sweet! Are you considered White Meat or Dark Meat?
X35EY4: Some of us are Dark Meat some of us are White Meat, and some of us are both.
Me: Very interesting. Can i be your leader?
N4H14L: Certainly not! |
Me: aw come on! Are you going to do all kinds of experiments on me?
X35EY4: Yes and they will hurt, badly, it will be the worst pain you ever felt in your life. It might even kill you.
Me: Sounds fun! Why do RU players attack DE on sight in a tourney?
X35EY4: RU players? What are you talking about now?
Me: You know the online version of HMMO5.
X35EY4: Oh! That's unknown at this moment.
Me: Is takesister the prettiest in all the land?
*they all start to wonder off into some dreamland*
Me: Hey hey i asked you a question!
X35EY4: She is she is! is she around?
Me: No actually, she is on Pluto.
X35EY4: N4H14L our next flight is to Pluto!
Me: Is MasterTi going to ever create that clan he always is talking about?
N4H14L: MasterTi's clan of course it will! He is god you know.
Me: My dad is god!?
N4H14L: Your dad is MasterTi?! How can this be! Take us to your parents immediately!
Me: err i probably shouldnt have told you that.
N4H14L: Take us to him!
Me: Fine fine fine. follow me.
*i walk to the door and go down the stairs with them following. We pass the 3 doors and enter the living room.*
Me: Dad we have some visitors.
MasterTi: Who son?
Me: The aliens, Ive been talking to them in the attic.
MasterTi: Don't be silly! Aliens aren't real, now go back to your room and play your games.
Me: But dad!
Zyanya: Listen to your father or i just might have to make your uncle lock you in your room again.
Me: Fine.
*I turn around and the aliens are gone. I go to my room.*
Me: Well i hope you all had fun. See ya next time... if there is one.
*A beam shines through the roof making me float into the air and i appear in the spaceship and warp away.* |
| LOL! |
| lol...keep continue(ing) if possible=) |
| this is dumb grammer is bad plot is old weak and unfuuny also it seems 2 start in the middle wheres the start? |
:D include more family members
something like, TS starring as the cookie goddess/princess |
| Lol This was just for fun, Takesister told me to interview the aliens so thats what i did :D |
| this is funny, nice job. (>'o')> |
| More... |
| Master TI is boring?.. |
| Keep going keep going^^ |
| this awesome job well done |
| i want to read more and more of it. more more mroe more more mroe more mroe more more |
| But there wont be more :P Its just a quick interview of the aliens lol. Person 1 told me that i should interview the aliens i am always talking about so i made this for fun :P When i get bored ill write a story about my family. :P |
