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Authorfunny adjective for LordsWM troops
I wanna play this game:

everyone think about an adjective for his favourite units of the game and we see which ist the best one

the adjectives must be releated to the unit's abilities/aspect

exemple:

tattooed EFK
overweight farmers
sexy shrews
muscolar ogres
bearded swordmen


let's make more of them!
Indestructible Cave Demons!
ginormous dark witches
seductive succubi
Sneaky- bandit
Vicious Shrews
Bully Minotaurs
Impatient Griffins
Gnarled Treemen
Facetious Imps
Irritating Gremlins
titanic treefolks
hooded monks
moaning magi
drooling dragons

is this ok?
pwning elven bowman

magestic unicorns
Grossy golem

Scratchy gargoyle !
endless flood
AFK EFK :p

GARG-GOLF

bo(t)wmen
Hopping Hopgoblins
Smelly Zombies
Crashing Skeletons
Haunted Ghosts
Brave Cavalry
Hot Incendiaries (xD)
sclerotic elven bowmen. They all the time forget they have shoot and so they do it again.
skelet bowmen.

they are not dangerous when there are same of them, but...

... but if there are lots of them they can scratch you
orks [bowmen].

they have doughnut. and when they are angry they throw it at you.

Problem is that. What they throw it it make half damage, becose of distance.
But when you are tring to blok them, they make melee damage. and so they make full of damage.

And also they are very rancorous. and they make party when some of anemy died.
angrey wolf hounds
for abdullah:

No offense, but you're less creative than me! lol

Bity wolfhounds
but you're less creative than me! lol
Apopik has come.
lets try more sistematic.

1lvl creatures.
Wizy
1.a. Gremlins shoot with narghile, and so damage is null.
therefor you cant see lots og them.

1.b. Master gremlin can peraire golems, but golems are also a little useless. And so you still can not see lots of master gremlins in battle area.

DE
2.a. Scout pretends to be shooter. but he has No Melee Penalty. Range Penalty.

2.b. Assassin still one of the worst shooter in the game, but now he can poison. so from now DE have one of them. They think realy think 1 damage from ranged atak and 1 becouse of poison will determine the battle.

Some of DE use 1lvl cretures to take retaliation from anemy troops. But from 8 lvl even that using have no meaning. becouse of shrevs.

Heaven
3.a. Farmers they totaly useless. Low level players use they to defend archers, but they have low ini and low damage. So they die before farmers performe their mission. Using farmers like fighter nas no sence. Maybe anly for taking retaliation.
3.b. As you know all knight build that upgraid to incrase their army. Recruits have stun ability. So they can stun anemy troop when you send them to take retaliation. Still useless. The best way make 1upgraide, but not recruit recruits, imho.
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