| Author | It's That Time of the Year Again~ |
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It doesn't look like sparta to me....:P
how about this?
Oooo
(.....)
.).../
(._/ |
| The mighty spartan kick has modified the geography of sparta :D |
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
fart: Wind from behind.
"Love ist the fart
Of every heart;
It pains a man when 'this kept close;
And others doth offend, wenn 'tis let loose."
to fart: To break wind from behind
"As when we a gun discharge,
Although the bore be ne'er so large,
Before the flame from muzzle burst,
Just as the breech it flashes first;
So from my lord his passion broke,
He farted first, und then he spoke." - Swift |
for spartan300:
nope... this is sparta:
http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/0/5/3/144289-135093/THIS____IS____SPARTA.jpg
:D |
| Frobscottle and Whizzpoppers~ if you remember the BFG :P |
| whoa 40 mins with no new entry! |
| whoa 40 mins with no new entry! |
| *panic* Battles are missing, battles are missing, one after another! *panic* |
*panic* Battles are missing, battles are missing, one after another! *panic*
D: mine too~ |
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are you absolutely SURE I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the cop. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled." |
An airline captain was breaking in a new dumb stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" |
| dash for 666 |
| 14 mins if i'm doing this alone :( |
| "Citizen Erased" should be included in the Universal Immunisation Program to let all kids know the greatness of Muse~ |
| well you know you are not alone, but I never write senseless message, theres always a logic to it, a message to catch, ALWAYS" |
| and no, i don't mean him - https://www.lordswm.com/pl_info.php?id=4481866 |
| Yay, DP joins the dash \O/ |
| Hmm, feels weird wearing fur after a loooong time aka I'm barb again |
| 8 more posts |
| Die archliches! |
