| Author | It's That Time of the Year Again~ |
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for lik:
grats. Lets make a GnC thread xD |
| to liK : !!! yea lets make a GnC !!!! gratz dude !!!!!!1 |
| Loosing in roulette -_- |
https://www.lordswm.com/forum_messages.php?tid=1888086
gooo too this forum !! |
| i mean this thread |
Lawyers actually asked these questions of witnesses at trials:
"Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
"Were you present when your picture was taken?"
"Were you alone or by yourself?"
"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
"Did he kill you?"
"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
How many times have you committed suicide?"
Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"
Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?"
Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by who's death was it terminated?"
Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."
Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.."
Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
A: "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy."
Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." |
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| all those who don't believe me send me 10k gold so I can bet rofl |
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? |
| wow i bet on straightup 10 and 8 fell out, then i bet on straightup 25 and 10 fell out!! :( |
| :S |
| pfft you havent seen my luck!!! I bet on 25 it comes out 25.01 |
| xD @ Hewrin |
| What? It really happened! |
| You may enroll again. |
game over for me. bye everyone
but probably nobody's gonna miss me lol all my friends left the game a long time ago. |
| bye =D |
hiiii
after dota, im bak !! |
| hi |
| watzup ?? |
