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It's That Time of the Year Again~


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AuthorIt's That Time of the Year Again~
akshy!!! did you get laid??? xD
there was soo much croud in the party...
so...i can't =[[... xD


Akshy isn't quiet :0 lol
GIRL to a BOY- why u always follow me?

BOY replied - because my mum taught me that always follow ur dreams.. xD
xD ehem
In the end it doesn't matter how many moments you took a breath, but how many moments ttok your breath away... :D
-'-
:O i'll try taking thatas an akward face :S
Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Why Men n Women Donít Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains
Girl:Itís 2 tight
Boy:Donít worry,Iíll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I canít,
Gal:Itís painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Weíll buy new WEDDING RING!
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p
Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D
hahahahahahah xDD !! sooo nice and great !!!!!!
hehehhe..i know~~

LAST ONE FOR TODAY~~



ďInteresting ConfusionsĒ

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why donít birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when itís already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesnít grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesnít glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!
Out of a shower, a girl is toweling her pussy, liking it she started rubbing vigorously ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... ............................................................................................... .............



and the pussy meowed and ran away !!!!


Dirty Minded Yall !!! :P
lol :o
hi
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