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| Author | So, you are a zombie, and you like brrrain |
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| As requested by DrMr, as to not be racist towards zombies, this is a thread where you can talk about zombies: how to rule the world as zombies, how to start a zompacolypse, or anything else that you find necessisary about zombies to throw out onto the forums. | That's the stuff.
I suggest that first zombies should be people who are important, politicians and people on power. So people can see that zombies are just misunderstood and there is nothing to be afraid of them.
*and then my schema to rule the world will begin*, MUAHAHAHAHA | First I want to discuss the qualifications for zombies to be defined as a race. If anything zombies should be a species, not a race.
Second I vote for zoos and preservation parks so zombies don't become extinct. They are a precious endangered species. :) | | and maybe the jungle so that they can infect animals and people eat and get infected | @ Pantheon
Aren't you the one who was the most enthusiastic about killing zombies? I don't trust you, you should be zombified first, just in case.
And besides, zombies are not cruel like people. They don't wont to kill humans or locked them up in cages, they will just ''gently persuade'' them to join zombie cause. Of course, they will eat their brains, but humans don't need them anyway (many of them don't even know how to use them).
With zombies on power there will be no wars, no famine, no disease, no reality tv and no deaths (because everybody is already dead). All are equal. It is a perfect world.
Now I have to go eat, even zombies have to eat... Not saying that I'm zombie... That would be weird...
*nervously rolling his eyes left and right* | | Zombies? Has anyone mentioned the word Zombies? My Sprites have heard that word and now they are restless. They sent me to ask where are the Zombies for them to hunt them down. :P | Aren't you the one who was the most enthusiastic about killing zombies? I don't trust you, you should be zombified first, just in case.
Yes, that was my plan. A true necromancer or zombie king has to be a zombie. Long live the Zombie King!
With zombies on power there will be no wars, no famine, no disease, no reality tv and no deaths (because everybody is already dead). All are equal. It is a perfect world.
Hey hey, stop paraphrasing my campaign speech! Obviously we all know that zombies get hungry... so famine would exist especially when the world is zombified. And no cannibalism! Also some would argue that the status of zombies is the definition of disease. And lastly you are all equal under my rule. :) | | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snb_rkKpIFw lol see now you got a theme song :P | | The Zombie King is dead. Long live the Zombie King! | NEW the latest fashion from zombieland!
Try out the brain shoes! plucked from the most intelligent humans for that extra comfort! comes in all sizes! | @ Pantheon
I'm hoping you're not saying that you are the Zombie King. Because I should be Zombie King! But don't worry, you will became my trusted minion. You all will became my minions.
@ lukeman
Good theme song. I will make you my campaign manager zombie.
Now I need to decide what type of zombies should rule the world. There are different kind of them.
First there are mystical/undead/cursed/ type, old school.
And there are genetic/diseased/not always dead/ type, new school.
I guess the first ones are reliable, hard to stop, last a long time but they are slow.
Second ones multiply faster, move faster but hard to control.
Hmmmm, with the right zombie controlling device, I think that the second type is better for conquering the world. |
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