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Funny Quotes :p


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AuthorFunny Quotes :p
- how can i get reverse "b"? ©Adramiel
- its called the "d" it comes after the c in the alphabet ©Sven91
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
lmao hal XD
'can a girl make a boy Millionaire'
!
!
?
?
yes yes
*conditions apply:
'The boy must be a billionaire' lol
good one :P

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
nice agent_004...

"A smile will get u pretty far,
but a smile and a gun will bring u further."

-Al Capone
ahahaha this thread is great, here is another one I saw by Flour :) (nice joke mate)

The topic was about miss chance on phantoms, having the conversation questioning if the chance for first hit is either 50% or something like 80% :D

"What it is is simple...
My ghosts get destroyed on 1st hit 80% of the time.
The opponent's ghosts however, only get hit by the 1st hit 20% of the time.
So, you can see how this averages to 50%."

©Flour
And another one that sent me flying laughing, something like ... SFL (Sent Flying Laughing), cause words like lol, rofl, lmfao etc can't describe it AHAHAHAHHA !

There is a Hit and Miss game, where anyone reads the last answer, if what said is true about him says hit (else says miss) and then says something for the next person to read the topic.

That was a great quote !! :D

http://89.108.116.112/photos/0000038/635.jpg

©wolfslayer
-"After the game of chess , both the pawn and the king go into the same box " . ©virtual-vitrea
post no.19 was lol !! :P

‎1 - Keep ur speakers in full sound ..
2 - GO to GoOgle ..
3 - Type : ru/mov0001.swf
4 - Click on the first website ..
5 - Enjoy .. =)
wow,wow,wow.Nothin.
ROFL ...nice quotes ppl.. keep it going :)
ok here are some =P

¤ Never underestimate the power of knight ! They are nothing but just silent devastators ;) ©
¤ Never think your faction is weak , keep faith in it and see how you gonna rule this game ! ©
¤ Roulette , ummm highly sophisticated system is being used , better stay away from it ;) ©
Try not to break others heart... coz the have only one.. Try to break their bones ! coz there are 206 !
Did u ever noticed that LIVE backwards is EVIL ? and LIVED backwards is DEVIL ?
Try not to break others heart... coz the have only one.. Try to break their bones ! coz there are 206 !

haha nice one =]
Try not to break others heart... coz the have only one.. Try to break their bones ! coz there are 206 !

i got one that goes well with that:

"I've unfortunately broken many bones in my life. Fortunately, none of those bones were my own..."
Try not to break others heart... coz the have only one.. Try to break their bones ! coz there are 206 !

ROFL

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anyway u must to play... no matter ur boss is close, ur child cry or you lost connection

(c) LORD_Destruktor
(https://www.lordswm.com/forum_messages.php?tid=1907396&page=0)(post 20)

:D... the funny thing abt this is, how can u play when u have lost your connection..? that was the question raised by Atheros (post 25)
15:35:00 [not_English]: Hi:) Is there someone from Russia?
15:35:24 [Skunder] to not_English: yes, they are called Russians.


LMAO..

Epic answer..:D
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