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  #7755 Syrian's Brotherhood
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 » Leader: Lord Syrian

 » Clan page: http://click here and be amazed when nothing happens!
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A place to gather friends... work in progress. But beware: The Latrine will one day be the Military Clan that conquers all. Mark our words: Poop shall be dealt with it. You have been warned. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. Especially of Calamity...

VISIT THE LATRINE! http://www.lordswm.com/house_info.php?id=998

Clan activities:

We mostly stare at each other.
And we also use the Clan's Latrine.
And... we have a dubious sense of humour. The Leader does, at least.

Clan Heroes: Arctic, Pang and Edwin. They are the ones who keep our Latrine going. You all know this in your heart. Respect.
(Rumour has it that they have a Phd in "Science of Sweeping")

Eternal gratitude to Lord Hallion91. He knows why. (No, it has nothing to do with glory holes, you pervert!)
Btw, "eternal" here lasts until someone flushes the toilet. After that, a whole new cycle of eternity begins.


The other Factions as seen by the Master Race (Dark Elves):

-Knights exist because we need someone to stand still along our cities' walls, looking pretty in armour (while boasting personalities as deep and interesting as mashed potatoes);

-Necromancers exist because they're evil and we don't throw away corpses before they're put to full use - they're natural born recyclers;

-Wizards exist because we need recreational "potions";

-Tribals exist because they put "Dumb" in "Dumb & Dumber", and that makes us laugh;

-Barbarians exist because they put the "Dumber" in "Dumb & Dumber", and that's hilarious;

-Demons exist because their Mistresses are too hot to pass on (pun intended);

-Dwarves exist because they piss off Knights and Wizards, which we very much enjoy;

-And finally, Elves exist because we haven't killed them yet. They're like, our retard cousins, that spend their lives running around naked in the woods for no apparent reason. Idiots.

This vision is not exclusively ours, of course: we share it with anyone showcasing an IQ of 3 digits (to tribals and barbarians: that means "at least averagely smart", try to keep up, ok?)
If it offends anyone, please make the biggest fuss possible. It's not that we care, it's just that we find your indignation to be very amusing.


1.Offline #1209Lord Syrian 19 Creator of the Clan's Latrine. A God, of sorts. 
2.Offline Vlaer 8 The first guy to use the latrine 
3.Offline #4201Magier 12 First guy to complain about the cleanliness of the latrine 
4.Offline #7705Lord KD 15 The guy who messed up the latrine 
5.Offline #7490Lady Laitha 15 I had to make a latrine for women because of her 
6.Offline #7490Lord jogamen 16 RIP, my friend. Until we meet again... 
7.Offline #1209Edwin 18 I needed a bouncer for the latrine 
8.Offline #7490Corey 16 The first guy Ed kept off the latrine. Still waiting... 
9.In combat #928 21 Latrine's vodka supplier (I figured we need one) 
10.Offline #7705girlcoolline 20 Second user of the womens latrine. Laitha was lonely 
11.Offline #7705Sir Jedi Knight 20 Convinced me to install a Sewage Treatment System 
12.Offline #4201Arctic 13 System didnt work; I needed a guy to clean the latrine 
13.Offline Pang 14 I needed a guy to help Arctic clean the latrine 
14.Offline #4201Lord Khellendros 16 I needed a guy to supervise the last two 
15.Offline Dionysus 18 I needed a guy to laugh at the last four 
16.Offline kushagra5 7 Severely constipated. Check his profile, see for yourself. 
17.Offline #7705Elrond 14 Lord of the Rings characters are free to use the latrine 
18.Offline #7705Lord Hallion91 15 The guy who uses the latrine too much 
19.Offline #1209SuperBacon 19 The guy who takes the Browns to the SuperBowl 
20.Offline #7705Lord STB 14 Finally, we have an Enchanted Latrine! 5x12... 
21.Offline Asesino21 14 Comics supplier. We are all literate ppl. I think. 
22.Offline Arcanide 17 Turns out we can barely read. Arc is teaching us. 
23.Offline cyberclops 14 This digital eye was drawn to the latrine. Sauron's doing. 
24.Online #7490vicky666 15 Performs dark rituals in the latrine. Sauron's doing, too. 
25.Offline Lisbon 15 Embossed toilet roll supplier 
26.Offline Instinctivity 8 Primal instincts needing relief. Remember to flush. 
27.Offline Igles 10 Keeper of the latrine's state of the art surveillance system 
28.Offline #9595siddi1111 12 Latrine's wi-fi internet supplier 
29.Online #9595legend-bouc 15 "Electrified gold-plated toilet seats" installer 
30.Offline Mage Forever 6 Latrine's ventilation manager (shakes feathers around) 
31.Offline #7490MrBattleControl 16 Poker Table manager & House dealer 
32.Offline K5isback 9 Mini-Bar service & maintenance 
33.Offline HoLyKiNg- 7 Playstation, Xbox and Wii consoles & games provider 
34.Offline Platomic I 17 Latrine's marketing director 
35.Offline Anony-mouse 12 *LATRINE CIRCUS SHOW* Trapeze artist 
36.Offline Ur_End_Is_Here 12 *LATRINE CIRCUS SHOW* Animal trainer 
37.Offline tribal_pride 7 *LATRINE CIRCUS SHOW* Tightrope walker 
38.Offline JP_Alexander 11 Latrine's whisky supplier (I figure we need one) 
39.Offline #7490ayush20 15 Latrine's gift bag distributer 
40.Offline sir jed knight 8 Plumber exorcist, he purges hell everyday 
41.Offline #7705astorgate 17 Spanish Guitar: Flamenco, Mariachi & Thrash Metal 
42.Offline Naturef 12 Laxatives supplier (Hal figured we need one) 
43.Offline Ajith 15 Resident comedian - Poop jokes 
44.Offline Epsileon 9 Human Resources Department (tending to the dead bodies) 
45.Offline Slim Shady III 7 Latrine's Karaoke DJ 
46.Offline TheGodly 7 Latrine's Hot Dog Vendor 
47.Offline ApoorvAgarwal 6 "Je suis Charlie" Cartoonist 
48.Offline #7153Queen_Amanda 11 Head of the Latrine's Royal House 
49.Offline Black Fog 14 The sort of fog Hal leaves behind him after a poop 
50.Offline DoomX 10 Latrine's TV Broadcast - Reporter 
51.Offline Vegeta30 9 Latrine's TV Broadcast - Producer 
52.Offline Angons 10 Latrine's TV Broadcast - Cameraman 
53.Offline mohitgupta2 6 Latrine's TV Broadcast - Weatherman 
54.Offline #7490Lord midnight-shadow 15 "Latrine Evil Corporation" - CEO 
55.Offline TechnoFreak 9 "Latrine Evil Corporation" - Black Market Trader 
56.Offline #7490Lord ElvenKnight 15 "Latrine Evil Corporation" - Hostile Takeovers 
57.Offline #1488Yukiter_Amano 15 Champion of the yard in cleaning of potato 
58.Offline -_NO--NAME_- 13 Dudeist preacher, needs no name 
59.Offline M3L3 17 Engineered the idea of "flushing " into the Air 
60.Offline Renegade Junker 8 Using his junk properly 
61.Offline paladinleader 15 Official "Paladin of the Latrine" 
62.Offline Pravin J 9 Potions Smuggler 
63.Offline chikish 12 Birthday: August 30th. Send him gifts! 
64.Offline Eldric 14 Latrine's prankster 
65.Offline #7705Lord_Maxi 10 Dishwasher. Kidding, we have a machine for that. 
66.Offline #8048Calamity 17 The Heavenly Welcomer to visitors 
67.Offline SimeonP 12 Latrine's Fly Swatter 
68.Offline Luffy 14 Just entered to waste 500 of my gold. Dammit! 
69.Offline VijuT 8 24/7 Concierge Service 
70.Offline Ingenious 14 Expert Plumber 
71.Offline #7490RecorderPT 20 FC Porto fan. Damn I hate this guy... 
72.Offline #1209Modi 19 My Brother, the Duke of Hate 
73.In combat #7490Mega Demon 14 [Motorcycle Club] Pagans 
74.Offline Darkk Kknight 8 [Motorcycle Club] Bandidos 
75.Offline #7705Lee Da Bin 13 [Motorcycle Club] Outlaws 
76.Offline #7490Acean 13 [Motorcycle Club] Hells Angels 
77.Offline Cupcake 8 Quit Skype and go study! 
78.Offline Fk-u 10 Cashier 
79.Offline #7490Botmun 14 [Houseworks] Gardener 
80.Offline #928 16 [Houseworks] Electrician 
81.Offline airtel 7 [Houseworks] Carpenter 
82.Offline #1209grif 18 [Navy Crew] Deploys the submarine 
83.Online #1209Meshy 18 [Navy Crew] Lays underwater cable 
84.Offline #1209mellor 20 [Navy Crew] Drops the anchor 
85.Offline #1209death2all 17 [Navy Crew] Releases the Kraken 
86.Offline #276 14  
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