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  #7755 Syrian's Brotherhood
 81 heroes
505,000

 » Leader: Lord Syrian


 » Clan page: http://click here and be amazed when nothing happens!
 » Log

A place to gather friends... work in progress. But beware: The Latrine will one day be the Military Clan that conquers all. Mark our words: Poop shall be dealt with it. You have been warned. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. Especially of Calamity...

VISIT THE LATRINE! http://www.lordswm.com/house_info.php?id=998

Clan activities:

We mostly stare at each other.
And we also use the Clan's Latrine.
And... we have a dubious sense of humour. The Leader does, at least.


Clan Heroes: Arctic, Pang and Edwin. They are the ones who keep our Latrine going. You all know this in your heart. Respect.
(Rumour has it that they have a Phd in "Science of Sweeping")


Eternal gratitude to Lord Hallion91. He knows why. (No, it has nothing to do with glory holes, you pervert!)
Btw, "eternal" here lasts until someone flushes the toilet. After that, a whole new cycle of eternity begins.


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The other Factions as seen by the Master Race (Dark Elves):

-Knights exist because we need someone to stand still along our cities' walls, looking pretty in armour (while boasting personalities as deep and interesting as mashed potatoes);

-Necromancers exist because they're evil and we don't throw away corpses before they're put to full use - they're natural born recyclers;

-Wizards exist because we need recreational "potions";

-Tribals exist because they put "Dumb" in "Dumb & Dumber", and that makes us laugh;

-Barbarians exist because they put the "Dumber" in "Dumb & Dumber", and that's hilarious;

-Demons exist because their Mistresses are too hot to pass on (pun intended);

-Dwarves exist because they piss off Knights and Wizards, which we very much enjoy;

-And finally, Elves exist because we haven't killed them yet. They're like, our retard cousins, that spend their lives running around naked in the woods for no apparent reason. Idiots.


This vision is not exclusively ours, of course: we share it with anyone showcasing an IQ of 3 digits (to tribals and barbarians: that means "at least averagely smart", try to keep up, ok?)
If it offends anyone, please make the biggest fuss possible. It's not that we care, it's just that we find your indignation to be very amusing.

Ta-ta!

1.Offline Lord Syrian 19 Creator of the Clan's Latrine. A God, of sorts. 
2.Offline Vlaer 8 The first guy to use the latrine 
3.Offline #4201Magier 12 First guy to complain about the cleanliness of the latrine 
4.Offline #9595Lord KD 15 The guy who messed up the latrine 
5.Offline Lady Laitha 15 I had to make a latrine for women because of her 
6.Offline Lord jogamen 16 RIP, my friend. Until we meet again... 
7.Offline #7705Edwin 19 I needed a bouncer for the latrine 
8.Offline #4201Corey 17 The first guy Ed kept off the latrine. Still waiting... 
9.Online #104 21 Latrine's vodka supplier (I figured we need one) 
10.Offline #7705girlcoolline 21 Second user of the womens latrine. Laitha was lonely 
11.Offline Sir Jedi Knight 20 Convinced me to install a Sewage Treatment System 
12.Offline #4201Arctic 13 System didnt work; I needed a guy to clean the latrine 
13.Offline Pang 14 I needed a guy to help Arctic clean the latrine 
14.Offline #4201Lord Khellendros 16 I needed a guy to supervise the last two 
15.Offline Dionysus 18 I needed a guy to laugh at the last four 
16.Offline kushagra5 7 Severely constipated. Check his profile, see for yourself. 
17.In combat #7705Elrond 15 Lord of the Rings characters are free to use the latrine 
18.Offline Lord Hallion91 15 The guy who uses the latrine too much 
19.Offline SuperBacon 20 The guy who takes the Browns to the SuperBowl 
20.Online #7705Lord STB 14 Finally, we have an Enchanted Latrine! 5x12... 
21.Offline Asesino21 14 Comics supplier. We are all literate ppl. I think. 
22.  #7490Arcanide18 Turns out we can barely read. Arc is teaching us. 
23.Offline cyberclops 14 This digital eye was drawn to the latrine. Sauron's doing. 
24.Offline vicky666 17 Performs dark rituals in the latrine. Sauron's doing, too. 
25.Offline Lisbon 15 Embossed toilet roll supplier 
26.Offline #9595Instinctivity 8 Primal instincts needing relief. Remember to flush. 
27.Offline #9595Igles 17 Keeper of the latrine's state of the art surveillance system 
28.Offline siddi1111 13 Latrine's wi-fi internet supplier 
29.Offline #9595legend-bouc 16 "Electrified gold-plated toilet seats" installer 
30.Offline Mage Forever 6 Latrine's ventilation manager (shakes feathers around) 
31.Offline MrBattleControl 16 Poker Table manager & House dealer 
32.Offline K5isback 9 Mini-Bar service & maintenance 
33.Offline HoLyKiNg- 7 Playstation, Xbox and Wii consoles & games provider 
34.Offline Platomic I 17 Latrine's marketing director 
35.Offline Anony-mouse 12 *LATRINE CIRCUS SHOW* Trapeze artist 
36.Offline Ur_End_Is_Here 13 *LATRINE CIRCUS SHOW* Animal trainer 
37.Offline tribal_pride 7 *LATRINE CIRCUS SHOW* Tightrope walker 
38.Offline ayush20 15 Latrine's gift bag distributer 
39.Offline sir jed knight 8 Plumber exorcist, he purges hell everyday 
40.Offline #7705astorgate 17 Spanish Guitar: Flamenco, Mariachi & Thrash Metal 
41.Offline Ajith 15 Resident comedian - Poop jokes 
42.Offline Epsileon 9 Human Resources Department (tending to the dead bodies) 
43.Offline Slim Shady III 7 Latrine's Karaoke DJ 
44.Offline TheGodly 7 Latrine's Hot Dog Vendor 
45.Offline ApoorvAgarwal 6 "Je suis Charlie" Cartoonist 
46.Offline #7153Queen_Amanda 11 Head of the Latrine's Royal House 
47.Offline Black Fog 14 The sort of fog Hal leaves behind him after a poop 
48.Offline DoomX 10 Latrine's TV Broadcast - Reporter 
49.Offline Angons 10 Latrine's TV Broadcast - Cameraman 
50.Offline mohitgupta2 6 Latrine's TV Broadcast - Weatherman 
51.Offline Lord midnight-shadow 15 "Latrine Evil Corporation" - CEO 
52.Offline TechnoFreak 9 "Latrine Evil Corporation" - Black Market Trader 
53.Offline Lord ElvenKnight 16 "Latrine Evil Corporation" - Hostile Takeovers 
54.Offline #7127Yukiter_Amano 16 Champion of the yard in cleaning of potato 
55.Offline -_NO--NAME_- 13 Dudeist preacher, needs no name 
56.Offline #7705M3L3 18 Engineered the idea of "flushing " into the Air 
57.Offline Renegade Junker 8 Using his junk properly 
58.Offline #7705paladinleader 16 Official "Paladin of the Latrine" 
59.Offline Pravin J 9 Potions Smuggler 
60.Offline chikish 12 Birthday: August 30th. Send him gifts! 
61.Offline Eldric 15 Latrine's prankster 
62.Offline Lord_Maxi 10 Dishwasher. Kidding, we have a machine for that. 
63.Online #4201Calamity 17 The Heavenly Welcomer to visitors 
64.Offline SimeonP 12 Latrine's Fly Swatter 
65.Offline Luffy 15 Just entered to waste 500 of my gold. Dammit! 
66.Offline #7705VijuT 12 24/7 Concierge Service 
67.Offline Ingenious 14 Expert Plumber 
68.Offline RecorderPT 21 FC Porto fan. Damn I hate this guy... 
69.Offline Darkk Kknight 8 [Motorcycle Club] Bandidos 
70.Offline Lee Da Bin 13 [Motorcycle Club] Outlaws 
71.Offline #9595Acean 14 [Motorcycle Club] Hells Angels 
72.Offline Cupcake 8 Quit Skype and go study! 
73.Offline Fk-u 10 Cashier 
74.  #7490Botmun17 [Houseworks] Gardener 
75.Offline  17 [Houseworks] Electrician 
76.Offline airtel 7 [Houseworks] Carpenter 
77.Offline #7705grif 19 [Navy Crew] Deploys the submarine 
78.Offline #7705Meshy 19 [Navy Crew] Lays underwater cable 
79.Online #1209mellor 22 [Navy Crew] Drops the anchor 
80.Offline death2all 17 [Navy Crew] Releases the Kraken 
81.Offline  15  
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