| Author | Warp-A-Wish Thread |
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Wish granted, Dynasteryera is now a flatulent postage stamp collector named herbert who is too full of himself. (Hey, don't wish anything and I'll grant you wishes I feel like granting!)
I wish Lightning would crash, but the old woman would not die, her intentions would not fall to the floor, and the angel would not close her eyes. |
wish granted, but the ligtining hits you instead and you were fried up in a crisp.
I wish that i didn't porcrastinate on my social sutdies assessment until this morning. |
granted, but then you couldn't find it until this morning xD
i wish my interviewee would actually respond. |
Wish granted. He responds, but he answers in swahilli, then calls upon a holy jihad on your country and begins terrorist bombing your puppy/sister/brother/girlfriend/mother/father/car.
I wish for world peace, the end of disease and euh....oklahoma! |
| Wish granted, the world was peacful... for a second, disease ended everywhere... for a second, and Oklahoma retaliated under your rule and killed you. |
| sorry, my wish is that this virus scanner will keep working. |
Wish granted,your virus scanner now scans all your viruses. Then when it wants to remove them it breaks down again, instead downloading pornographic material featuring billy goats and horses. Then it decides to make goatse your wallpaper.
I wish for a porkchop. |
granted though the pig was magic and wanted the pork chop bak (and killed u 4 fun)
i wish i didn't have 2 make i wish |
Wish granted. You don't have to make a wish because you just died. Horribly. From bleeding. from a private place.
I wish I never had an image of a butt with blood spurting out in my brains. |
wish granted, no it is doing a poop, lol
i wish this account would hurry up and get blocked by admin |
Wish granted, you get blocked. Sadly, your other accounts get blocked too.
I wish for a pet limey. |
wish granted,but you get a pet lime instead of a pet limey(don't know what that is)
i wish for 10,000 gold |
Wish granted. you get 10,000 gold. but because admins find out you were using a multi-char you get fined 250,000 gold.
I wish that every day was pirate day! ARRRR! |
wish granted,but all the pirates were tricked into believing you were a pirate hater and killed you
i wish for a pet werewolf |
Wish granted, but the werewolf kills u
I wish that the holidays will come quickly |
wish granted. during the holidays, you have premature ejaculations.
I wish two players can work with each other to do a merc quest together. |
Wish granted, but they pass even quicklier, and never ever return.
I wish that ninja's killed the pirates before they were tricked into believing I was a pirate hater, thus avoiding my horrid death at peglegged one-eyed parrotshouldered Arrr belching men with scruffled beards. |
Eugh: Dwarves wish granted. They can work together now, but the merc quests are twice as difficult and nothing really changes.
I wish that ninja's killed the pirates before they were tricked into believing I was a pirate hater, thus avoiding my horrid death at peglegged one-eyed parrotshouldered Arrr belching men with scruffled beards.
*bah for doublepost but I can't edit* |
wish granted, but the ninja's decide to kill everything around and you are in their path, you get your arm chopped off by a katana and die of bleeding.
I wish that i was more popular in school (this should be a good one). |
| wish granted though u were trampled by crazy girls (and gay guys) |
