| Author | LWM Longest Grandpa Bedtime Story Ever… |
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Just post a continuation to story posted above you. You can make the story take a funny, nonsensical, mysterious, horrifying or adventurous turn, whichever way you like it.
Maximum length of each post should be approximately ~30 words, so that you don’t hog the story, ok?
Thanks for participating in the story :)
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“I always knew my life would be complicated, but this is ridiculous. It all started when my dog, Spotty, ran away. I went out to search for him, but to my surprise, right outside my home, is an incredibly large ... |
| ...Toadstool, I mean the ones the mercenary leader gave me were kinda big, but this thing was ridiculous! I was trying to haul it towards my blacksmith's when... |
| Arctic came along and stole it from me, so i tried to ask it back, but... |
| Then misself said don't worry and sent a shrew after him.... |
| ... To the ridge of hope where he was greeted by the dragons in a friendly manner.. |
| ...Meaning they tried to eat him when the shrew.... |
...surprisingly eat the dragon. lol ;)
And I thought, "Oh my God!!, the shrews are... |
| ...eating the dragons and then move in on arctic when... |
| ...carrots rain from the sky... |
...and the shrews kil Arctic!...
(jeez arctic just die already :P) |
| Then returned to misself with the toadstool and then |
| a griffin came along and ate it, thinking it was doritos.. |
| Arctic came back to life and stole the toadstool yet again! Arctic shrugged and said, "What? I got admin powers." |
Arctic came back to life and stole the toadstool yet again! Arctic shrugged and said, "What? I got admin powers
that doesn't work >.>
and misself shot the griffin down and gave the toadstoll back. But.. |
| Then a titans monster approached... |
| and looked at misself then hopped away on one foot and fell down a... |
| large hole in the ground. Misself looked stunned, Artic and the dragon forgotten, as a white rabbit with a fob watch jumped after the titan, shouting "Look at the time... I'm late"... |
| When the rabit emerged dead from the titan who started to attack misself |
| at the same time, a raid of pineapples (monster?) is heading to capital... |
| which was repelled with an army of coconuts (monster?)..... |
