| Author | Yo Momma Jokes |
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| yo momma was trapped in a supermarket and she starved to death |
| I have star wars themed ones but I dont think anyone wants to hear those. |
| yo momma so fat when she sat on wal-mart it lowered the prices |
| yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money |
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
already been said read first =P lol |
| this is a insult topic this is wrong subject |
| yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind |
| Yo momma so hairy sasquatch is taking pictures of her |
| yo momma so ugly when she stuck her head out the window to say hello dhe was charged with mooning |
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone |
yo momma so fat, her belt size is the equator.
yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a slip-n-slide.
(american reference)
yo momma so fat she uses the Audubun for a slip-n-slide.
(European reference =D ) |
| My momma is the best mom in the whole universe! |
| yo momma is so alive,she breathes everytime |
| Yo mama is so fat that when the whales saw her at an aquarium they started singing "we are family" |
| To mama so fat that when she stepped on a scale it sayed "to be continued" |
yo mama is so fat her picture weighs 10 pounds
yo mama is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and spoon
yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry
yo mama is so fat that when god said let there be light she had to move |
yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry
Yeah, this one is classic! |
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said:
"One person at a time please.."
"Please remove the bowling ball..." |
| Yo mamma is so fat she bought a XXL size Swiss knife but failed to open it. |
| Omg... U need name it "My Momma Jokes"... |
