| Author | Yo Momma Jokes |
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Try and post as many yo momma jokes as you can think of.
1 post = 1 yo momma joke
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! |
| Yo momma's so fat i ran around her but ran out of breath halfway. |
| Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound! |
| yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side |
| Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. |
| Yo momma's like the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind. |
| Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night. |
| Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention! |
| Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed! |
| Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her! |
| yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car |
| Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers! |
| yo mama's so ugly, people dress up as her for halloween, in fact, i happen to have a mask for a "yo mama" costume right here.... *pulls out zombie mask* |
| yo mama's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money |
and as a twist:
yo mama's so stupid, she sold her truck to pay for the insurance |
| Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind! |
| Yo mamma's so angry at you people telling 'yo mamma' jokes, she's gonna kick you to next year |
| Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change |
| yo momma so stupid she laughed at these jokes |
| yo momma is so fat she looks at a menu and says "yes please' |
