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Dear Elves,

This is to inform you that we intend to clear the forests in Silent Hill completely in order to establish a unicorn rearing farm. Now, I know elves (being elves) are nature-loving folks. But, the market demand for unicorn meat and horns is just too great to ignore. If this is of any consolation, we are willing to share 0.5% of the profits earned from our business venture with you, in exchange for your understanding. If you have any queries about this matter, please contact our customer relations hotline at 1-666-HELL.

Thank you.

Yours truly,
Senior Manager
Mighty Unicorns Enterprise Pte. Ltd.
"Top Grade Unicorn Products Delivered Anywhere, Anytime"


[We are recruiting!]
Goblin Lumberjacks - paying 5 gold a day, with medical benefits (no slavedrivers, we promise!)
Goblin Lumberjacks - paying 5 gold a day

the goblins must be illegal immigrants
Well, we already have the Sulpur dune as an environment-friendly eco-park, who needs a forest anyway? Chop 'em down!
[We are recruiting!]
Goblin Lumberjacks - paying 5 gold a day, with medical benefits (no slavedrivers, we promise!)


Meh I've had worse jobs, sign me up
Where's the investors' relation link? This looks like a great company to invest in. :)
could you please tell me what you are talking about?
Senior Manager Kiz,

Have you considered the possibility of a unicorn petting zoo alongside your rearing farm?

Your profits are estimated to dramatically increase by 11.9745%. Although, in choosing to establish a unicorn petting zoo, you will come into direct conflict with the "Pick your own Dragon Park" which is established in Ridge of Hope.

I look forward to seeing your venture grow,

With regards,
Dizbe
Senior Vice Trolley-manager
Empire's Artifact Shop™
Dear Ghost_Face,

I assure you, illegal or not, that our staff are highly valued by the top management.
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Dear arcanyx,

Thank you for your support. As a token of appreciation, we will be sending one of our early batches of deep-fried unicorn nuggets to you for sampling purposes.
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Dear mageof10,

Thank you for your interest. Please note that you will have to buy your own axe for the tree-chopping. We spent almost all our budget trying to clear out those pesky thieves who were harrassing our workers.
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Dear Pantheon,

Unfortunately, we are a private holding company wholly owned by some demonic bigshots, who may or may not be responsible for the recent demonic invasion.
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Dear DragonEater,

Do you wish to sell your unicorns to us in order to kickstart our unicorn breeding process? Your co-operation is highly valued.
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Dear Dizbe,

Thank you for your suggestion. The unicorn petting zoo is an interesting idea indeed. A proposal will be submitted to my boss for review. The dragon park would be a nuisance, but we may be able to think of something to even up the competition.

Yours truly,
Senior Manager
Mighty Unicorns Enterprise Pte. Ltd.
"Top Grade Unicorn Products Delivered Anywhere, Anytime"
for Kiz: add me in :)
i want your hell horse horn, what about an exchange with my unicorn horn? well i don't want hell horse meat,very difficult to cook
Dear Kiz,

I would like to meet your company's owners. My connections have already told me that your company is private and I had expected it would stay private for awhile. I believe there would be much mutual benefit with your bosses.

Best Regards,
Pantheon
Empire Interfactional Relations: Officer
Thieves' Guild: Member (title not publicized)

PS. The pesky thieves weren't cleared out. The exemption order was issued.
O.o What are the benefits of eating unicorns?

Able to save you from the brink of death but shorten your life by half? Oh wait,
*thinking* that should be the effect of drinking unicorn's blood in Harry Potter's world. O.O
Drinking the unicorn's blood will let you live forever, but your life will be cursed... (Useless in lordswm)
naviron: Calling 1-666-HELL
Kiz: Yes ?...

*naviron casts lightening on the phone wiring*

Kiz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... *screaming*

Kiz
Wizard: 3

With faction resist Kiz survives.
Kiz shrugs off the lightning spell.

Kiz gates all her army over to naviron.
naviron sees all the gates appearing everywhere.


naviro: Oh no.... I'm in deep trouble.
Horns and fresh meats do not, spirits and souls I seek.
for Straws:
And how much are you willing to pay? When the war between Empire Wild Life Resistance and Mighty Unicorns Enterprise Pte. Ltd. happen, there would be a lot of spirits, souls, and corpses.
Mmmm.. can I have permission to set up a Unicorn Burger stall at the entrance to the forest?

I'm willing to cut Mighty Unicorns Enterprise Pte. Ltd. 50% of the profits.

Management,
Exotic Burgers Inc.
Mmmm.. can I have permission to set up a Unicorn Burger stall at the entrance to the forest?


U might want to add unicorn's blood as beverage to accompany your Unicorn Burger.
U might want to add unicorn's blood as beverage to accompany your Unicorn Burger.

yummmmmmmmm...
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