Author | hello |
i just want to let everyone know that im awesome and i know it |
I used to be conceited but now I am absolutely perfect.
Guess we are both like 99.99% of the people who play here! |
Ive got MEPHOBIA, Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everyone dies. |
lol |
well looks like im not alone :D |
i just want to let everyone know that..
after reading this much i thought it would be "..I exist" lol |
spicydevil
You the funny one aye :D |
everyone wants to be me at school,work and the webs.
I was born with a talent that makes everyone likes me without even trying. However there is one extra bonus. I'm damn AWESOME as well. No girl has ever resisted my charm. true story
Now what makes you think that there is anyone here that is more awesome than me? |
Oh! I thought I was alone.
Now u open my eyes
It amazed me to see some-others like me!
Not just one,two...
:D
Let's rock |
Let's rock
Not so fast. Prove to me that you are awesome! |
You so funny, damn you should be a comedian! |
I do not appreciate your sarcasm. Go 3 yourself :D |
for Arcanide:
U said it mate
I wud really enjoy this cartoons comedy show ;) |
I do not appreciate your sarcasm. Go 3 yourself :D
You're just like my brother, I was blowing my nose for like 5 times in 10 min and he said, "Mann go to a doctor, you have a cold..''
All I could say was; "I'm fine! My nose was just overflowing with awesomeness and I had to get some of it out."
If you like sarcasm watch How I Met Your Mother, You'll keep laughing with Barney.. |
you saw a shirt for 97$
you didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50$ from your mum and 50$ from your dad.
50$ + 50$ = 100$.
you brought the shirt, and had 3$ change.
you gave your dad 1$ and your mum 1$ and kept the other 1$ for yourself.
now you owe your mum and dad 49$.
49$ + 49$ = 98$ + your dollar = 99$.
where is the missing dollar? |
49+49= 98 not 97. |
Maths? yuk |
You owe 98$, the shirt cost 97$ so;
98 - 97 = 1$ (no mystery). |
-.- |
You sure you're so cool??? |