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CONVERSATION WITH GOD..
Me- I can’t find free time. Life has become hectic.
God : Activity gets you busy.
But productivity gets you free.
Me : Why has life become complicated now?
God : Stop analyzing life.
Just live it.
Me : Why are we constantly unhappy?
God : Worrying has become your
habit. That’s why you are not happy.
Me: Why do good people always suffer?
God : Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don’t suffer.
With that experience their life becomes better, not bitter.
Me : You mean to say such experience is useful?
God : Yes. In every term, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.
Me : Bcoz of so many problems, we don’t know where we are heading…
God : If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look inside.
Eyes provide sight. Heart provides the way.
Me : Why does failure hurt more than moving in the right direction?
God : Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you.
Me : In tough times, how do you stay motivated?
God : Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.
Me : What surprises you about people?
God : When they suffer they ask, “why me?” When they prosper, they never ask “Why me?”
Me : How can I get the best out of life?
God : Face your past without regret.
Handle your present with confidence.
Prepare for the future without fear.
Me : One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.
God : There are no unanswered prayers.
Keep the faith and drop the fear.
Life is a mystery to solve, not a problem to resolve.
Trust me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live. | Very True Saying ...
Wah wah wah loved it!!
Slightly controversial...but a good laugh
Truly hilarious....
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognised Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'
God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'
God said, 'Ah, yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur , 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !
1 There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours' | @22
Already posted in jokes thread, but still nice to read :)
Besides, this is one of my top favorite threads on entire forum. Another is, of course, "Jokes thread" | +1 to 23
this is one of my top favourites too.
thats why i keep checking this page everytime i log in after a combat ^_^ | Please read carefully and relate with our life....you may enjoy more... That is attitude
1) Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude.
2) When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish.Only time matters. Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!
3) Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till ending.
4) Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them, Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.
5) Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is that you have not tried. That’s life.
6) It is not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it’s important how well you play with the cards which you hold.
7) Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, `Relax dear it’s just a bend. Not the end'. Have Faith and have a successful life.
8) When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am really so cute` and you will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit coz liars go to hell.
9) One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives and forgives. But human gets, gets, gets and forgets. Be thankful in life! | | "If you really want to do something, you'll find a Way. If you don't, You will find an EXCUSE". | "THE BEAUTIFUL THING ABOUT FEAR IS, WHEN YOU RUN TO IT, IT RUNS AWAY."
Player banned by moderator ElfPride until 2014-04-12 13:05:00 // FR#4.2.1//Abuse of capitalization, redundant letters, words or symbols in headers and messages are forbidden. (warning) | | sorry for capitalization :o | | If 'I' is replaced by 'WE' even illness becomes wellness! :) | Every class in school has:
the queen bee
sketcher
luv couple
singers
copying machine
sports guy
different person
back of class crew
stressed out gal
gossiping machines
hyperactives
musicians
out of earth guy
hard-workers
bullies
class bunkers
isn't it really true? ^_^ | man vs wild story:-
bear grylls to children: kids! what do u want for breakfast?
children: nothing dad.
bear grylls: what do u mean by nothing??
children: we'll just kill something on the way and drink it's piss...
bear grylls(crying): i am so proud of u children!!.....
:D
:P | | 26th and 27 good but it not a story! | | Guys if you wish i can write more stories like this!.... | | + | Guys if you wish i can write more stories like this!
Go ahead :) | At a world council meeting.
French: Our country is very beautiful. We have eiffel tower
German: We are very famous for our great men and women who have changed the world.
American: We are the superpower
CHINese: O really we are americas biggest threat.
Russian: We are the ex-superpower and the biggest country
Indian:
1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time
2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life
3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you
4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA
5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India
6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss
7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks
8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals
9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars
It is we indians who spoil our own name. I think we should rather show the beauty of our country and not lower our country's dignity. | India ? The land of Vedas, the remarkable works contain not only religious ideas for a perfect life, but also facts which science has proved true. Electricity, radium, electronics, airship, all were known to the seers who founded the Vedas.
~~~ Wheeler Wilcox (American poet)
When I read the Bhagavad-Gita and reflect about how God created this universe everything else seems so superfluous.
~~~ Albert Einstein
If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fully developed some of its choicest gifts, has most deeply pondered on the greatest problems of life, and has found solutions, I should point to India.
~~~ Max Mueller (German scholar)
There has been no more revolutionary contribution than the one which the Hindus (Indians) made when they invented zero.
~~~ Lancelot Hogben (English mathematician) | First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Mahatma Gandhi | “Your beliefs become your thoughts,
Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become your actions,
Your actions become your habits,
Your habits become your values,
Your values become your destiny.”
― Mahatma Gandhi | | Nice one FK :D |
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