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BILL GATES in a restaurant.
After eating, he gave 5$ to the waiter
as a tip.
The waiter had a strange feeling on
his face after the tip.
Gates realized & asked. What
happened?
Waiter: I'm just amazed Bcoz on the
same table ur son gave
Tip Of... 500$...
& u his Father, richest man in the
world Only Gave 5$...?
Gates Smiled & Replied With
Meaningful words:
"He is Son of the world's richest man,
but i am the son of a
wood cutter..." | A Successful Sindhi from Dubai walks into a bank in Mumbai & asks for a Rs. 50,000 loan. The bank asks for Security & the guy hands over the keys & documents of his 7-Series BMW which is parked on the street in front of the bank.
After all necessary checks the bank agrees to grant him the loan.
The bank's President & all officers enjoy a good "laugh".. For the Sindhi who used a 1 crore BMW as collateral against a Small Loan of Rs. 50,000
The car was parked in the banks garage safely.
2 months later the guy returns & repays Rs. 50,000 & the interest which comes to Rs. 1250.
The loan officer says, Sir v r very happy to do this transaction, but we r a little puzzled, while u were away, we checked u out & found that u r a "MULTIMILLIONARIE", then why did u bother to borrow 50,000??
The sindhi replies,vari chariya where else in Mumbai can I park my car for 2 months for only 1250 and expect it to be there when I return??
The sindhi smiles & says..
Pleasure doing Business with you all.... | | Nice :) | | Very nice man , Nice topic :) | Japan concept
"If one can do, I also can do,
if none can do, I must do"
INDIAN concept: -
"If one can do, Let him do.
If none can do, "how can I do?" | MALE LOGIC
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where’s your Ferrari | | haha lol :P | | Number 6 was awesome lol! | A man was lost on an island, He cut a tree & decided 2 make boat.
suddenly He saw a girl & he used the tree for making bed.
Moral : "A woman can change uR goal" | | Wow awesome :) | A very smart man find out in his dreams that the Death is going to take his life in 1 day. So, trying to escape death, he decides to clone himself in as many copies as possible so that Death won't know which one is the real version of himself.
After 1 day he manages to clone himself 12 times.
The Death comes to him and realized there are 13 versions of him. He doesn't know which one should he kill, so he says:
-Hmm.. you are smart. This is a good plan, cloning yourself in so many copies.. But your clones have an imperfection >:D!
And the smart man amazed says:
-What imperfection?!?! | May be OLD but still CLASSIC..!! xD
A Rabbit runs, jumps&lives only for 15 yrs!
.
A Turtle does'nt run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 yrs!
.
Moral:
EXERCISE IS HELL
SLEEP WELL.!! | Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered | Law of the Garbage Truck.
One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car
jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.
My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded and missed the other car by just inches!
The driver of the other car
whipped his head around and started yelling at us.
My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy.
I mean, he was really
friendly.
So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy could almost ruin your car and sent us to the hospital!'
This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call,
'Law of the Garbage Truck'
He explained that many people are like garbage trucks.
They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger,
and full of disappointments.
As and when their garbage piles up, they need a place to
dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you.
Don't take it personally.Just
smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.
Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets. The bottom line is that successful people
do not let garbage trucks take over their day.
Life's too short to wake up in the
morning with regrets, So ... Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't.
Life is 10 % what you make it.
AND
90 % how you take it!
Have a garbage-free Life ! | BOSS hangs a Poster in his Office
" I'M THE BOSS,
DON'T FORGET
AND
REMAIN IN YOUR LIMITS"
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk:
Your Wife called.......
She wants the Poster back at HOME.... | | sultan999 u are truly the king od such posts _/\_ | | May i translate some another stories here? | sultan999 u are truly the king od such posts _/\_
but i don't like you'r post no :5 :P | sultan999 u are truly the king od such posts _/\_
Awesome write more/ | Funny but true 9 oneliners from INDIA
1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time
2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life
3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you
4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA
5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India
6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss
7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks
8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals
9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars
Player banned by moderator Arcanide until 2014-04-15 19:51:11 // Some people got offended by this. Try to watch it next time (even thou its a joke). |
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