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Looking for a place to RANT? Welcome to the [Ranters Guild]


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AuthorLooking for a place to RANT? Welcome to the [Ranters Guild]
Oh you just had a battle which does not question your capability but this game mechanics?

Oh your opponent just had 999 back to back Luck & Morale Bursts with 0 Luck & Morale?

Oh the Frontier Ursary Knocked Back all your 7 stacks without even moving.

Oh the Ogre Knocked Back your EFK so bad, it went to the previous battle altogether.

Oh you got a Team mate who spends exactly 1 Gold on his Arts, and exactly 9999999 Gold on his Stupidity.

Welcome to the [Ranters Guild].

In this Off Game Forum Thread, all you do is Rant. For every Rant, you will get 0.00 Guild Points & 9999999999 Gold worth of Satisfaction. More Satisfaction than that extra FSP you got from the Sphynx or what your Mom got when you were being conceived for your loser life.

So what do you do here? You post battles which others can see and laugh on you, your luck, your M4d sk1llz & your pathetic loser life with that beautiful wife and kids that you never had and never will. You got the point. Let's Go.
https://www.lordswm.com/war.php?lt=-1&warid=814101116

Let me start the Ranting. Wohoo!

What's better than having a Level 10 on your team. I mean come on, there is not much a of a difference between a Level 17 and a Level 10. Just that he can kill 1 Warlord of mine in HIS ENTIRE LEVEL 10 CAREER of 999 Battles. Lol. But hey, Thank You God for keeping him in MY team.

What's even better? An Elf who ensures that the opponent Dreadbane hits ALL his stacks. So if he is not about to get hit, he comes in the way and does it. Yay.

Oh wait, there is even more.
What's better than Hypnosis? Hypnosis + Delay.
What's better than Hypnosis + Delay? Hypnosis + Delay + Mayhem.
What's better than Hypnosis + Delay + Mayhem? Hypnosis + Delay + Mayhem + Knockback.
What's better than Hypnosis + Delay + Mayhem + Knockback? Hypnosis + Delay + Mayhem + Knockback + Fear Attack.
What's better than Hypnosis + Delay + Mayhem + Knockback + Fear Attack?
Hypnosis + Delay + Mayhem + Knockback + Fear Attack + Disruption. Yay Yay.
What's better than Hypnosis + Delay + Mayhem + Knockback + Fear Attack + Disruption?

Hypnosis + Delay + Mayhem + Knockback + Fear Attack + Disruption + Twin Gods.
Ogre Knocked Back your EFK so bad, it went to the previous battle

Only Chuck Norris can do so
In this Off Game Forum Thread, all you do is Rant. For every Rant, you will get 0.00 Guild Points & 9999999999 Gold worth of Satisfaction.
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What's better than Hypnosis + Delay + Mayhem + Knockback + Fear Attack?
If hypnotized, you would want all these spells to minimize the damage
i.e -ve spells are a blessing when hypnotized.
Ogre Knocked Back your EFK so bad, it went to the previous battle altogether.

lol
for AKA:

Looked at your battle,
You played super good,
bad luck with partners nothing else.
But congo on the play :)
for AKA:
good battle, it would be better if you kill horse and bears rather than go for those temptress.
zounds of newhand dark demons die in this typical way, happy watching defensive tribal hitting themselves, but later surprisingly find they can hardly kill any units of the tribal, since they get hundreds of spirits during hitting themselves.
I missed the event !
And I haven't been participating in clan defences , so I'm temporarily out

I hate this :(
Just killed a Bears' Raid at (sic!) Bears' Mountain!!! What do admins think?

Let players kill off all the Bears and then we go to the region and there's no bear left, thus the name "Bears' Mountain" is a lie! *angry and confused*
Ranting guild? seems more like limited flooders' tent.
Ahahaha ! Man I love you, thank you !
Sometimes I go to enroll, enter the code, and it comes back invalid. I go back, and the code changed while I was typing it because I did it at the hour mark change.

It's both annoying and funny. But mostly annoying.
Sometimes I go to enroll, enter the code, and it comes back invalid. I go back, and the code changed while I was typing it because I did it at the hour mark change.

Yes. Me too. I think annoyed is a better description of my feeling. Also, sometimes i type in the code and switch to whatever else i was doing on another website/tab instantly so i don't realize that my code was wrong or i missed the enrollment :D
damn it..
another thread where people keep complain about anything.
soo annoying :p

good one AKA :)
Hmm the only reason I don't like ST is because the top 3 is decided rarely over skill but over luck instead. This ST the top player in elf lev 15 blinded every turn, got luck every turn, did max damage every turn, enemy rarely got morale, phantoms got missed every turn, etc. -_-

Usually in ST even coming 3rd place gives 8k, while entry fee is 5k and arts surely cost quite a bit too, admins should increase rewards so that people who are not the luckiest can still play... though going by my skill I would still come last lol.
So I like to hustle in the market, and I'm sick of getting PMs from .ru players thinking they can fleece me because of my low CL. When they realize they are wasting their time, they abuse me. I just got a "hang crook" by one of them.

Sometimes I'm tempted to troll them but it just can't happen because I have to communicate in cyrillic through that horrible translator.
So I like to hustle in the market, and I'm sick of getting PMs from .ru players thinking they can fleece me because of my low CL. When they realize they are wasting their time, they abuse me. I just got a "hang crook" by one of them.

I don't believe this is because of your low level, but I assume that you keep selling lower from anyone else and thus you block and brake the market price.
There's nothing more annoying from someone who keep breaking and blocking the market since everyone can sell if they wait a little.
for Calamity:
Let me explain it again. I don't block and brake. They are messaging me to sell them at lower price, I refuse and then comes the abuse.
They are messaging me to sell them at lower price, I refuse and then comes the abuse.

Then you can sent their messages to insults, in that case they deserve it.

Forgive me, I didn't understand well your post it seems but gave me the opportunity to do my rant. :)
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