| Author | Famous Sayings |
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^.^ Just post your cool sayings or famous ones, or u know that kinda thing.... even jokes... here ^.^
(oh and if u did`nt make it up don`t say u did)
"Wow... that`s a pretty dim bright side."
- CtrlAltDel-online.com
"I`m not Hallucinating my reality is just different from yours"
- I don`t remember...
"Guns don`t kill people... bullets however..."
- Me and 1000 other people...
"Art is a bang... and so is your mom..."
- Me picturing deidara say that.
"She says it all without a thought in her head,
she says it all as she's pressed up against me.
A little something just to take off the edge,
a little more and ill fall off the planet entirely."
- When your heart stops beating by plus 44
"Fire solves everything show me one problem it does not solve... now stand still as i incinerate the witnesses."
- Me ... i`m kinda a pyro.
"The meaning of life is Buck-et."
- Richard from Lfgcomic.com (this is a joke where u have to read it in the comic or u wont get it ^.^ yes this is to get u hooked on lfg.)
blah u guys can post some now |
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oh sorry wrong
forgot to change language pleas dont ban me mods |
Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!
( i don't know who said it)
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
(Robin Williams)
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
(don't know who)
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
(saw it on a t-shirt) |
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
(robin williams)
love him =) |
live by the sword die by the gun
_me and my friends |
"I am not racist i hate every one equaly"
Conquest in real life
"stab first think later"
i forgot |
" The harder I work, the luckier I get "
- No idea who lol
is it true that Morale and Luck are synergistic?
Morale means you move more, and the more you move, the more lucky hits you get? ^^" |
god gave men both a p****s and a brain but not enough blood to run both
-robin williams
i'd rather go to hell than heaven where i can be in the company of kings and ministers while in heaven i will only be in the company of saints and apostles.
-nietzhe
(or something like that)
anything too stupid to be said is sung
-voltaire |
better to have lived than never have
-(some guy) |
"Why So Serious?!" - Joker <The Dark Knight>
"I'll Be Back!" - U know Who
"I'm the King of The World!!!" - Me^^ |
"Bite my shiny metal *lower back*."
Bender Bending Rodrigues |
"Before you judge a man run a mile in his shoes, that way you will be a mile away and have his shoes"
-A postcard i was sent. |
for ManBearPig:
lol that one is really good |
"God is dead."
-Nietzsche
"So is Nietzsche."
-God |
| If at first you dont Succeed lower your standerds |
"I`m not evil... i just do alot of evil things..."
- Me
"Those that can`t do teach."
- From several dozen movies...
"I`m not a necrophiliac i just like things... dead..."
- During a conversation with my pal i said this... ^.^
"1 8 2 8 3 8 4 8 5 8 6 8 7 8 8
9 starved..."
- I wrote this along time ago... i never really got it... |
i translated this from french to english
(France,army,head of the army,Josephine)
Napoleon's last words before he died |
@how do you write something and not get it
or are you just hoping someone else gets it to inflate your ego.
Well I get it but I won't tell you how. |
Well here are a few famous drunk sayings
"What the hell are you talkin about! I didn't write someone sayin your just inflatin your own ego and not know what the hell I was talkin about myself a few minutes later"
"Oh my god! Please tell me that me and you... didn't....oh god I think I'm pregnant!"
Heres one from super drunk people" I am never, ever,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever,e*burp*ver,eh-thr, e-thr,edder, gon drink again for as long a...a...*barffff***...for as lonaaahhhh!!!barfffff!!!!OH GAWD I think I'm pregnant!!" |
