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lucid.. i get the hole after 8`s gone cant use it blah blah but i dont think thats funny in any way.... and i dont think id write down somin that bad... T_T lol so go Forest Keeper yourself
"I wonder`d why the ball was getting closer, then it hit me"
- Poster at school ^.^
"You can take a horse to water but you cant make it drink... unless you are stronger then it... then you can make it do whatever you want..."
- Me adding onto some old saying.
"If you love someone so much you would give your life for them then they must be pretty angry they have to live your life and their`s XD"
- Unknown? |
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I'll be back
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Hurry get to the chopper
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
(Arnold Schwarzenegger) |
| Say hello to my little freind the guy from scareface ® =p |
this really isn't a saying but i saw it on a shirt
"quiet voices or i'll poke u with a stick" |
the pessimist sees a dark tunnel
the optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel
the realist sees the light, the tunnel and the coming train
the motorman sees three idiots sitting on the track... |
the pessimist sees a dark tunnel
the optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel
the realist sees the light, the tunnel and the coming train
the motorman sees three idiots sitting on the track...
xD Good one :p |
| life is wasted of the living-some smart person |
:} it was more of a joke. here is a real famous saying:
don't go around saying the world owes you a living. the world owes you nothing. it was here first.
(c) mark twain
... and another quotation from mark twain, that i like:
be careful about reading health books. you may die of a misprint. :W |
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
(Steven Wright) |
Alright time to break out the mitch hedberg!!
(All of theese are mitch hedberg, except very last one)
Y'know as a headliner I gotta do 45 minutes of comedy. That's a longtime. That's a sitcom and a half... for Christ's sake. I've never seen a sitcom and said, "I wanna see that character for 15 more minutes..."
My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer. She got half way. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set.
I'm at a hotel room and my friend comes over and he says, "Can I use the phone?" I said, "Certainly." He said, "Do I need to dial 9?" "Yeah, especially if it's in the number. You can try 4 and 5 back to back real quick."
The commercial for diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they f**ked up!
(thoose all by mitch hedberg may he rest in peace)
"If you want to be electricuted choked and eaten by a gator while sweating purple crap then gatorade is the drink for you"
- Me |
Every ship is a minesweeper ... once.
When in doubt, empty the magazine.
No plan ever survived the first enemy contact. |
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| lol... bumpy? cmon poeple... |
was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk
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'Work fascinates me'
I can look at it for hours
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn. |
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-copied and pasted from my post here: https://www.lordswm.com/forum_messages.php?tid=1846638 |
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