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Famous Sayings


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AuthorFamous Sayings
Shoot for the stars, even if u miss you'll land amongst the stars.

A rose is a rose is a rose, unless it isn't.

Seeking imperfection, she looked down.
(an entire poem i heard years ago)
Shoot for the stars, even if u miss you'll land amongst the stars. was it not shoot for the moon
I gotta pickle
I gotta pickle
I gotta pickle ,hey, hey, hey, hey
lol

shoot for the skunk. even if you miss u'll land amongst the smell :=D
dont post here skunder XD u ebil person... not a single swear word in that post !!
i agree lets all yell at skunder
hey cmon guys, don't be mean :/ he is actually an intelligent person... just needs to cool down a bit and take this forum more lightly. right, skunder? ;}
yawn* i just like argueing... its fun ive never lost and im right like 90% of the time.. and i edmit im wrong like 0.5% of the time XD

bump
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

I only work to enjoy when I am not working.

never drive faster than your guardia angel can fly

they say its wise to take one step at a time
i decided not to listen

A wise man speaks. A wiser man writes

Learn from yesterday, Live for today, and Hope for tomorrow

An eye for an eye does not make the whole world blind, it makes everyone half blind... it is just slightly worse depth perception...


The good way to test the experience is to commit the same mistake twice.

I moaned because I had no shoes until I met a man
who had no feet.

It is better to mind drugs that can put us in prison, than allow them to make you a prisoner of your own mind

Religion is more than life. Remember that his own religion is the truest to every man even if it stands low in the scales of philosophical comparison.

Death gives us sleep, eternal youth, and immortality

I have the answer to everything and the solution to nothing


Wisdom comes alone through suffering

Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
Winners never quit and quiters never win,
i do drugs, and i wanna be a winner so i cannot quit.
(diffrent words same mitch hedberg joke)

(all star by smashmouth (diffrent lyrics))
Somebody once told me,
the world was macoroni,
so i took a bite out of a tree.
It tasted kinda funky
so i threw it at a monkey
and the monkey started cussing at me!


http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/38 (awsome speech)

When you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin… but what good does that do me?

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs

You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way

Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.

Q: Why are Mexicans so bad at the Olympics?
A: Because anyone who can run, swim or jump is already in the United States!

Q: What’s the longest sentence known to man?
A: I Do.

So if crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime? Is this a crime?

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Your sole purpose in life may be to simply serve as a warning to others.

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s
newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

People will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a few car payments.

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again it was probably worth it.

Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonald’s makes you a hamburger.

A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
(This is most time... *looks at admins and mods and theyre fans*)

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Some days you’re the bug, other days you’re the windshield.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
( I challenge this...!!!!)

Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.

The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: “No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.” - Eleanor Roosevelt

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. - Socrates

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

Money can’t buy you happiness… but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan
What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money. - Henny Young

everyones entitled to be stupid but you’re abusing the privelige!!!


(Looks at pie)
... ugghhhh gatta go do something... with a fork... and .... BYE!!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to press on it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don’t succeed, rise above your principles.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Work is accomplished by those employees who are still striving to reach their level of incompetence.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. (The corollary is:

You never learn to pray until your kids learn to drive!)

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
Necromancers:
"Life is change, chaos, filth and suffering. Death is peace, order, everlasting beauty."
Embrace the Void”. Morbid fascination for death and fanatic devotion to the cause

Wizards:
“All secrets will be understood, and mastered, in time.”
No Gods, no Masters. Knowledge is Power, Power is Freedom”. The universe is a puzzle to be solved… and the ends justify the means.

Dark Elf:
“Hide, listen, watch, learn… And when the time is right, strike from the shadow.”
“We rule the shadows, and someday the shadows will rule everything.”

Elf:
“We dance to the rhythm of the world”
Swift as the wind, graceful as the stream, strong as the waterfall, wise as the oak… At one with nature…

Knights:
"For Honour, Order and Duty"
Law and Order instead of Good and Mercy

Demons:
"Do what thou willst"
'Might makes Right' ; conquer, plunder and rape the weak, laugh when you’re wounded or tortured, indulge yourself in selfish pleasures, spread anarchy and chaos, corrupt the righteous

some philosophies of faction who is not in the game yet

Dwarves:
“For the Clan, for the Blood”
“Never yield and never lose face”. Be proud of who you are. Defend your kinsmen, your homeland and your honor. Always protect the hearth
what about barbs?
Barbarian:

Though they were once misunderstood as simple, bloodthirsty invaders, the long and noble history of these proud people is now rightly acknowledged.

Fighting for pride of they`re culture never hiding nor running they go into a merciless fury and scream their battle cries that shiver even the mightiest opponents bones.

War is thier culture, Violence theyre nature...


(yeah i made some spelling and grammer mistakes... but it sounds right...)
BUmping!!!
Vegetarian: Indian word for bad hunter

D.A.R.E. To Keep Cops Off Doughnuts

I'm not a vegetarian because i love animals, but because i hate plants

nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool

If you make something foolproof, nature will just make a better fool
Bump... comon people theese arent all jokes.. XD... okay mostly are but try some wise qoutes to... (my bad..)
Bump
1. The amount of the intelligence in the world is conserved; only the number of people is increasing. Question: what happens if a genius appears?

2. If a person's view is reduced to a point, that is the person's point of view.
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