| Author | reasons why Admin has disappeared |
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| "he" is used as a general subject reference; case in point - ever heard anybody refer to "god" as a "she"? Even though the entity is genderless |
*dragons ate him because they cannot attack players not in the ridge of hope and that the dragons are not on the hunting list
*ambushers ambushed admins because they don't have upgraded 5th teir
*caravans ambushed admins because they don't have upgraded 5th teir |
| Only 2 words: Chuck Norris. |
"god" as a "she" right admins are like gods here
Admins=Chuck Norris |
| I can't believe you. If you were right I would roundhousekicked immediatly for my disrespect. Nothing happened.. |
| there should be a way to comunicate with them we need clans to be approved and many more things to be done |
Most possible scenarios :P, enjoy:
1. The Russian Admins tried coming to the USA to access the Server on a boat illegally but got busted, and are now suspected of being Terrorists in a CIA holding facility because their story about coming here to upgrade the lordswm server was simply unbelievable.
2. Admins are enrolled at a University in England to study English, but it is too hard for them, so they don't have time to do school + work. Their first complete English sentence will be an apology.
3. Admins have fallen in love with significant others, and are in honeymoon phase where nothing else matters--they'll spend 18 hours a day on server once they break up.
4. Admins are serious alcoholics, getting drunk Monday-Thursday at home with the Diamond money from this server, and forgetting to do any work while drinking--and unable to do any work the morning after while being hung over. They sober up on Friday, and spend their weekends on .ru eager to work--blaming us for giving them so much money for Vodka.
5. Admins are Aliens, and were called back to the Mothership until further notice. |
Only 2 words: Chuck Norris.
lol chuck norris^^ |
I can't believe you. If you were right I would roundhousekicked immediatly for my disrespect. Nothing happened..
I'm right but chuck showed mercy for the first time because if he roundhouse kicked me then he would have to face the admins
Chuck norris roundhouse kick vs admins roundhouse kick = total obliteration for the universe and every other dimension |
| they might be facing each other right now nad keeping the roundhouse kick for the end:P |
Please, Chuck Norris would break his back if he attempted a roundhouse kick. His kung-fu sucks. I can beat him with my arms and legs tied together.
Maybe the admin are visiting him in hospital after he tried a roundhouse kick and injured himself. |
if he was ever in a hospital that would be because his roundhouse kick was so strong that after the impact he was rocketed to Alpha Centauri and then he roundhouse kicked the star and a super nova was created sending him through a warp back to earth.
this wouldn't kill chuck norris just some small bruises |
| The admins are taking english lessons. Next millenium, when they are fluent with it (and the dialect would have been changed or the .com server would have no more players), they will surely answer our calls |
Roundhouse kick is more ballet than belonging to the martial arts spirit (less to kung-fu). An efficient kick is not higher than the waist. And Chuck Norris is not practicing kung-fu. I would call him more martial artist than kung-fu practicer. I can see how much you would be able to beat him, Takesister.
The admins got hired by NASA to program their robots. |
*the KGB arrested him for trading game gold for real diamonds
*the Russian mob kidnapped him cos they want to know how this diamond trading works
*Interpol's holding him for questioning - they suspect .ru is a front for money laundering and illegal diamond trade by the Russian mob |
| *the admin got abducted by alien! |
| *They are on permanent vacation on .ru |
| or this site was premade, with programmed timed updates! thus there never was an admin? |
| #58 that would answer everything |
*there is no Admin - it's actually SkyNet and it has gained awareness; aware that .ru is more lucrative, hence the attention there.
*there is no Admin - it's actually a bot but it has depleted its Energon cube, hence not able to function.
*Admin is the Helf-Blood Prince and busy fighting everybody
*Admin is the last Lorekeeper kidnapped by the Dark Elves (see Chronicles of Skunder) |
