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Neutrals speak :-)


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AuthorNeutrals speak :-)
My alt Char AliceD met some nice Ogres, funny conversation.

1~0:[Ogres]: hi all
2~1:[AliceD]: hi ogres
3~1:[Ogres]: hello
4~1:[AliceD]: what are you doing here
5~1:[Ogres]: who is tat anyway?
6~1:[AliceD]: its me alice!
7~1:[Ogres]: they dont atack you its fair
8~1:[AliceD]: oh you are nice ogres, thanks
9~1:[AliceD]: but can i trust you?
10~1:[Ogres]: then i give u the money
11~1:[AliceD]: that sounds even better
12~1:[Ogres]: nice
13~5:[AliceD]: how much money will i get?
14~6:[AliceD]: How much?
15~6:[Ogres]: 1000
16~7:[AliceD]: great, nice to have business with you guys
17~7:[AliceD]: so you guys will go home now?
18~7:[AliceD]: or how does it work?
19~7:[Ogres]: what??????
20~7:[AliceD]: you wanted to give me money i thought
21~7:[Ogres]: i am poor
22~8:[AliceD]: but why are you offering?
23~8:[AliceD]: if you are poor?
24~8:[Ogres]: i am the leader of the clan that u are in
25~8:[AliceD]: No! i m pretty sure
26~8:[Ogres]: nice
27~8:[AliceD]: ok, now you want to fight, huh?
28~9:[AliceD]: or you guys still want to go home?
29~9:[Ogres]: how u get 20 big ppl
30~9:[AliceD]: Dont know? send them to McDonalds?
31~9:[AliceD]: how u get 20 ppl?
32~9:[Ogres]: i had dimond upgrade
33~9:[AliceD]: Diamonds make ppl bigger
34~9:[AliceD]: i didnt know that
35~9:[Ogres]: well now u do
36~10:[AliceD]: yeah thx
37~10:[Ogres]: no i mean you will go to my blacklist
38~10:[AliceD]: but why
39~10:[Ogres]: they do the most dmg from the necro troops
40~10:[AliceD]: your talking with strange tongues!
41~10:[AliceD]: think about it again
42~10:[Ogres]: dont go corner
43~10:[AliceD]: i like the corner. why not
44~10:[AliceD]: ?
45~16:[AliceD]: whats going on man?
46~16:[Ogres]: use hero to kill orcs
47~16:[AliceD]: you mean ogres?
48~16:[Ogres]: i got it mixed up again
49~16:[AliceD]: ah, nevermind. That can happen. dont worrie
50~20:[AliceD]: how do you like my heroes torture?
51~20:[Ogres]: its awesome how old r u im 14
52~20:[AliceD]: i m 26 where are you from?
53~20:[Ogres]: brasil
54~20:[AliceD]: so you play soccer?
55~20:[Ogres]: me yeah
56~20:[AliceD]: whats your favourite team?
57~20:[Ogres]: madrid very luck
58~22:[AliceD]: ah, you like european football?
59~22:[Ogres]: what's lol
60~31:[AliceD]: you are speaking in riddles
61~31:[AliceD]: are you the riddler?
62~31:[Ogres]: gremlin
63~32:[AliceD]: no you mixed up again, darling^^
64~32:[Ogres]: hi gay
65~32:[AliceD]: come on you were so nice at the start, offered me money and so on,
66~32:[AliceD]: and now you are getting rude!
67~32:[AliceD]: is it because i killed you guys?
68~32:[Ogres]: i can take care of the knight.
69~34:[AliceD]: you shoul better take care of your mental illness, imho!
70~34:[AliceD]: +d
71~38:[AliceD]: i m sorry, forgive me
72~38:[AliceD]: but you are dead now
73~38:[Ogres]: durnas daiktas
74~38:[AliceD]: bye bye honey-bunny
75~38:[Ogres]: there he goes
76~38:[AliceD]: ... celebrating his outstanding victory<
24~8:[Ogres]: i am the leader of the clan that u are in

Freaking priceless.
>0:
1~4:[Imps]: hi all
2~5:[DarkMagicain]: bye all<

XD
#12161~31:[AliceD]: are you the riddler?
62~31:[Ogres]: gremlin


LOL!
The ogres were mean to me...
Here the battlechat, I can't post because it has bad words in it.

https://www.lordswm.com/battlechat.php?warid=15158445
Noxous that's impossible!!!

Admins won't accept that!

who dsigned this is a total craazy!

admins should not make these mosters speak such language and we can't!
[Made_in_Russia]: what?
[Farmers]: sweet
[Made_in_Russia]: dude
[Farmers]: what
[Made_in_Russia]: you must be kidding me
[Farmers]: what a waste =[
Admins won't accept that!

who dsigned this is a total craazy!

admins should not make these mosters speak such language and we can't!


creatures repeat what players have said in battle
Awesomeness check the whole battle!
https://www.lordswm.com/warlog.php?lt=-1&warid=15158445
he didn't say anything before orges talked.
they can repeat what has been said in any battle in the whole game
they can repeat what has been said in any battle in the whole game

well sometime it speaks Russian to me and I never spoke Russian!
and I never spoke Russian!

Wich part of ANY battle in the WHOLE game don't you understand?
Wich part of ANY battle in the WHOLE game don't you understand?
so that's again means that's Noxousdidn't say that words before orges said it and it could be anyone else in this game even you!

so it's not his fault

anyway here is a battle;))

>0:
1~0:[Incendiaries]: quick end
2~1:[HeartBreakkid]: for u ??????
3~1:[Incendiaries]: oh ..
4~1:[HeartBreakkid]: tell me?
5~1:[Incendiaries]: go for swoprdsmen
6~1:[HeartBreakkid]: hahahah
7~1:[Incendiaries]: finland is awfully cold
8~1:[HeartBreakkid]: you'll see...
9~1:[Incendiaries]: yeah
10~2:[HeartBreakkid]: no duh yeah
11~2:[Incendiaries]: do you know you can be reported for this?
12~3:[HeartBreakkid]: no duh yeah
13~3:[Incendiaries]: do you know you can be reported for this?
14~4:[HeartBreakkid]: say what!
15~4:[Incendiaries]: with dru
16~6:[HeartBreakkid]: whatever
17~6:[Incendiaries]: no luck
18~7:[HeartBreakkid]: hahahaha
19~7:[Incendiaries]: that was for nothing
20~8:[HeartBreakkid]: I know \
21~8:[Incendiaries]: i'll teach your openent
22~10:[HeartBreakkid]: what?
23~10:[Incendiaries]: i think that it is skl
24~11:[HeartBreakkid]: no it's not o_O
25~11:[Incendiaries]: i click wrong
26~12:[HeartBreakkid]: hahahahaha
27~12:[Incendiaries]: luke i am your father
28~13:[HeartBreakkid]: okay whose here?
29~13:[Incendiaries]: dont bother much with the ghost
30~14:[HeartBreakkid]: why?
31~14:[Incendiaries]: 666 is satan
32~15:[HeartBreakkid]: ok you're not making any sense now!
33~15:[Incendiaries]: you cant cast spells?
34~16:[HeartBreakkid]: yeah
35~16:[Incendiaries]: wtf???
36~17:[HeartBreakkid]: hahahahahah I casted spell on you o_O
37~20:[HeartBreakkid]: damn
38~20:[Incendiaries]: mino with 12 hp
39~20:[HeartBreakkid]: my rouge:(
40~20:[Incendiaries]: rogue
41~21:[HeartBreakkid]: oh yeah wrong spelling;((
42~21:[Incendiaries]: finaly fast game
43~23:[HeartBreakkid]: yeah
44~23:[Incendiaries]: yeah
45~24:[HeartBreakkid]: I said yeah!!!
46~24:[Incendiaries]: wooooooooooooooooooooooo
47~25:[HeartBreakkid]: moooooooooooooo
48~25:[Incendiaries]: step on gosh
49~26:[HeartBreakkid]: hahaha
50~26:[Incendiaries]: 1 hit koed
51~28:[HeartBreakkid]: leave my euoge alone!
52~28:[Incendiaries]: well c u guys later
53~29:[HeartBreakkid]: rouge
54~29:[Incendiaries]: now take out necro!
55~30:[HeartBreakkid]: there isn't any necros around here!
56~34:[HeartBreakkid]: so tell me where you're from?
57~35:[HeartBreakkid]: ;))
58~36:[HeartBreakkid]: I'm from Australia the land of kangaroos
59~38:[HeartBreakkid]: leave my rouge
60~38:[Incendiaries]: ye...s
61~39:[HeartBreakkid]: ok good
62~39:[Incendiaries]: mino
63~40:[HeartBreakkid]: yeah attack it
64~40:[Incendiaries]: i think so
65~42:[HeartBreakkid]: ;))<
39~20:[HeartBreakkid]: my rouge:(
40~20:[Incendiaries]: rogue

41~21:[HeartBreakkid]: oh yeah wrong spelling;((
Elite forest keepers deal 471 damage to Skeletal bowmen. 59 perish.
Elite forest keepers deal 237 damage to Skeletal bowmen. 59 perish.
[Skeletal bowmen]: i hate playing against elves, forest keepers are just too powerful xd
Elite forest keepers deal 471 damage to Skeletal bowmen. 59 perish.
Elite forest keepers deal 237 damage to Skeletal bowmen. 59 perish.
[Skeletal bowmen]: i hate playing against elves, forest keepers are just too powerful xd


I said that!
One long conversation and one particularly funny sentence:
scew this...ive got better things to do than wait to lose
Link: https://www.lordswm.com/battlechat.php?warid=15283233
Another one, mods really should check: https://www.lordswm.com/battlechat.php?warid=15286585
"31~19:[Darkness_Elf]: spam
32~19:[Zombies]: spam
33~19:[Darkness_Elf]: spam
34~19:[Zombies]: porn
35~19:[Darkness_Elf]: wth??"

lol
>0:
1~3:[Golems]: attack
2~8:[HeartBreakkid]: yr wish is my command:)
3~8:[Golems]: thx=)
4~9:[HeartBreakkid]: huh! are u serious?
5~9:[Golems]: ye can cjeck still
6~12:[HeartBreakkid]: if u say so:)
7~12:[Golems]: youl see
8~13:[HeartBreakkid]: see what?
9~13:[Golems]: now she should go away...
10~14:[HeartBreakkid]: who?
11~14:[Golems]: vamp
12~15:[HeartBreakkid]: is it a she?:)
13~15:[Golems]: yeah
14~16:[HeartBreakkid]: be careful! she might bite you!
15~21:[HeartBreakkid]: and suck yr blood:)
16~21:[Golems]: i'll trot my archers out to ya to slaughter
17~23:[HeartBreakkid]: well thanks:)
18~23:[Golems]: i'll better send some zobies down to your bows, their closer and slow
19~24:[HeartBreakkid]: yeah yeah
20~24:[Golems]: keep 4 later battle
21~26:[HeartBreakkid]: battle with who?
22~26:[Golems]: u choose =)
23~27:[HeartBreakkid]: ok how about ME again?
24~27:[Golems]: just a hint of advice
25~28:[HeartBreakkid]: ok what is it?
26~28:[Golems]: kill the go0blin
27~29:[HeartBreakkid]: okay but why?
28~29:[Golems]: so the next time we can battle together
29~30:[HeartBreakkid]: but that doesn't make any sense!
30~36:[HeartBreakkid]: so get ready for a rematch cus u lose this!
31~37:[HeartBreakkid]: hahahahah
32~37:[Golems]: now his keepetrs
33~49:[HeartBreakkid]: morale is on my side:)
34~49:[Golems]: hell i forgot to press ok
35~50:[HeartBreakkid]: for what?
36~50:[Golems]: so it's chance
37~51:[HeartBreakkid]: chance to win?
38~51:[Golems]: but it's ok
39~52:[HeartBreakkid]: yeah it's ok cus u lose anyway:)
40~55:[HeartBreakkid]: goodbye<
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