| Author | Neutrals speak :-) |
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I lol'd at Noxous ones.... others are funny too.
1~6:[Spawns]: hi that would be hard
2~9:[Berserkas]: what would be hard?
3~9:[Spawns]: who's that?
4~9:[Berserkas]: how should i know?
5~9:[Spawns]: i don't click
6~9:[Berserkas]: so how are you playing, then?
7~9:[Spawns]: about 400 hours
8~9:[Berserkas]: ..whoa. non-stop?
9~9:[Spawns]: ill take him out now
10~9:[Berserkas]: take who out?
11~9:[Spawns]: jaren keep alive
12~9:[Berserkas]: make up your mind, do you want to keep him alive, or take him out?
13~9:[Berserkas]: seriously.
14~9:[Spawns]: this will take 30min i think
15~10:[Berserkas]: nope. much, much shorter.
16~15:[Berserkas]: see? barely took a couple of minutes. |
>0:
1~4:[Vampires]: hey good luck
2~5:[DarkMagicain]: I don't need itx-(
3~5:[Vampires]: fk ?
4~6:[DarkMagicain]: fk u to
5~6:[Vampires]: go go go vizard
6~7:[DarkMagicain]: huh!
7~7:[Vampires]: one more ur dead meat man
8~8:[DarkMagicain]: no no u will see man
9~8:[Vampires]: thnks
10~9:[DarkMagicain]: for what?
11~9:[Vampires]: for more damage
12~10:[DarkMagicain]: hahhahahaha
13~10:[Vampires]: 9 mit einem schlag hoho
14~11:[DarkMagicain]: English man
15~11:[Vampires]: atack with mana
16~12:[DarkMagicain]: howwwwwwwwwww?
17~15:[DarkMagicain]: u go bye bye
18~15:[Vampires]: fight for skill point
19~16:[DarkMagicain]: yeah right!
20~16:[Vampires]: not sure
21~16:[DarkMagicain]: not sure anymore?
22~16:[Vampires]: they won
23~17:[DarkMagicain]: yeah me< |
https://www.lordswm.com/battlechat.php?warid=14346886
1~7:[Goblins]: hello!!where are you from man?
2~9:[You_Cant_Win]: i am from australia, how about you?
3~9:[You_Cant_Win]: where abouts you are from?
4~9:[Goblins]: turkey
5~9:[You_Cant_Win]: ahh, turkey aye?
6~9:[You_Cant_Win]: nice place
7~9:[Goblins]: yes it is
8~10:[You_Cant_Win]: what do you like doing over there?
9~10:[Goblins]: not being destroyed
on my multi xD |
[Succubi]: are u reddy?
[Straws]: my shrews are reddy
[Succubi]: ah yah shrews i mean
[Straws]: hehe yep red haired killers |
I come with more.
>0:
1~1:[Imps]: i am ready
2~1:[Noxous]: Leave mah mana alone!
3~1:[Imps]: god damit
4~1:[Noxous]: Yes!
5~1:[Imps]: sorry
6~2:[Noxous]: You only do it once, it's all good.<
>0:
1~5:[Gargoyles]: cast spell on zombies, revive them<
>0:
1~1:[Angels]: i got to go sorry
2~2:[Noxous]: Yay
3~2:[Angels]: use ghost on fk
4~2:[Noxous]: No, I'm using ghost on you.
5~2:[Angels]: yeah cool< |
They started off sensible, clearly there are some programmed responses if it picks up certain words, then it went weird.
You have to wonder though, are the admins supporting swearing?
1~2:[Treefolk]: wiggly jiggly
2~3:[MilesTeg]: silly words
3~3:[Treefolk]: spike now
4~3:[MilesTeg]: lightning is better
5~3:[Treefolk]: lightening is shit unless they are on top of me!
6~3:[MilesTeg]: well magic arrow then
7~3:[Treefolk]: anyone played heroes iii or heroes iv or heroes v on pc ???
8~3:[MilesTeg]: yes it was good
9~3:[Treefolk]: 293
10~3:[MilesTeg]: is teh magic number
11~3:[MilesTeg]: what you say no more?
12~3:[Treefolk]: xew
13~3:[MilesTeg]: well that wasn't the best come back now was it
14~3:[MilesTeg]: say something better
15~3:[Treefolk]: heh nice
16~3:[MilesTeg]: nice biscuits?
17~3:[Treefolk]: tipe is he
18~3:[MilesTeg]: now that plain doesn't make sense<
From this battle log
https://www.lordswm.com/battlechat.php?warid=14380338 |
1~0:[Spawns]: good work!
2~0:[mageof10]: ur mom
3~0:[Spawns]: hi, ola!
4~0:[mageof10]: lol
5~0:[Spawns]: im a lvl6 knight
6~0:[mageof10]: no she's not
7~0:[Spawns]: look the rogoes moved
8~0:[mageof10]: cool right
9~0:[Spawns]: kill me
10~1:[mageof10]: gladly
11~1:[Spawns]: share 50% reword plz, k?
12~2:[mageof10]: nah
13~2:[Spawns]: needed to atk with the 1's to bait
14~3:[mageof10]: no i didnt
15~3:[Spawns]: no me
16~3:[mageof10]: how
17~3:[Spawns]: stay away from him
18~4:[mageof10]: fine
19~4:[Spawns]: well done gd game
20~5:[mageof10]: yes
21~5:[Spawns]: will be hard to win
22~6:[mageof10]: was hard to win
23~6:[Spawns]: y now i c< |
Talking with horses, and a potential tavern card
1~0:[Hell horses]: hi guys
2~0:[God5end]: hi horsey
3~0:[Hell horses]: hello^^
4~1:[God5end]: time to die
5~1:[Hell horses]: yess
6~2:[God5end]: I draw first blood!
7~2:[God5end]: rowr!
8~9:[God5end]: Feel my wrath!
9~9:[Hell horses]: drag
10~10:[God5end]: no it'll end fast
11~10:[Hell horses]: nvmind la...
12~11:[God5end]: nvm?? I need to get back to my prj
13~11:[Hell horses]: i can also fly over units
14~12:[God5end]: ya right, with your hooves?
15~12:[God5end]: or are you a personification of the pegasus card?
16~12:[Hell horses]: yes
17~12:[God5end]: omg! 12 damage to tower!!
18~14:[God5end]: but I only got 10 mana, cant
19~14:[Hell horses]: cus you just lv 2
20~15:[God5end]: no I'm level 9
21~15:[Hell horses]: same.
22~23:[God5end]: no i shall not flee. your fear attack does not scare me
23~26:[God5end]: now die!
24~26:[Hell horses]: crap
25~28:[God5end]: feel my hydras!!< |
https://www.lordswm.com/battlechat.php?warid=14301840
Here's one I thought was somewhat interesting. |
1~7:[Recruits]: this is war
2~11:[Berserkas]: this - is - SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
3~11:[Recruits]: murriiiiii
4~18:[Berserkas]: what?
5~18:[Recruits]: czech republic
6~18:[Berserkas]: oh, ok. |
>0:
1~2:[Wolfhounds]: you shut
2~3:[HeartBreakkid]: shut what!
3~3:[Wolfhounds]: i bet she would spazz out if one of you didn't listen to her
4~5:[HeartBreakkid]: huh!
5~5:[Wolfhounds]: it's not a good time to relate
6~7:[HeartBreakkid]: ok
7~9:[HeartBreakkid]: so who was she?
8~9:[Wolfhounds]: a friend ... close friend
9~10:[HeartBreakkid]: really?
10~10:[Wolfhounds]: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
11~10:[HeartBreakkid]: okay I GET IT!
12~10:[Wolfhounds]: forest keepers
13~10:[HeartBreakkid]: hot:)
14~10:[Wolfhounds]: were the riots as bad as they were portrayed in the media ?
15~11:[HeartBreakkid]: where is she from?
16~11:[Wolfhounds]: lithuania
17~11:[HeartBreakkid]: never heared of it:(
18~11:[Wolfhounds]: i ma not speak english
19~12:[HeartBreakkid]: but u are now!
20~12:[Wolfhounds]: now i am out of arrows ;)
21~13:[HeartBreakkid]: u never had any:)
22~13:[Wolfhounds]: most systems now aday don't have that problem
23~14:[HeartBreakkid]: yeah
24~14:[Wolfhounds]: ))))]
25~15:[HeartBreakkid]: -------______---------
26~15:[Wolfhounds]: mine is strike and return ma
27~16:[HeartBreakkid]: nope< |
| it acutually responded to my question! |
| 1~0:[Zombies]: Hi meat! |
Jerk goblins...
1~6:[Goblins]: sup?
2~8:[Berserkas]: the ceiling.
3~8:[Goblins]: your gay
4~11:[Berserkas]: O RLY?
5~11:[Goblins]: kill first
6~11:[Berserkas]: oh, i'll kill you, you asshole, don't you worry about that.
7~23:[Berserkas]: soon, you will join my army in eternal servitude in death.
8~23:[Berserkas]: Any last words, jerk?
9~23:[Goblins]: wat about me...
It is always fun to try and use my necromancy skills on random undead hunt monsters and try to take control of them! It doesn't always work, though... especially considering how dumb some of the undead are.
1~8:[Infected zombies]: hi guys
2~12:[Berserkas]: hello.
3~12:[Infected zombies]: hi all
4~13:[Berserkas]: you already said that.
5~13:[Infected zombies]: so help me
6~16:[Berserkas]: uhhh...
7~16:[Infected zombies]: u need that
8~16:[Berserkas]: need what?
9~16:[Infected zombies]: need zombies
10~16:[Berserkas]: well, i wouldn't mind if you guys joined my side, we're both undead.
11~16:[Berserkas]: after all.
12~16:[Infected zombies]: very good
13~16:[Berserkas]: excellent! Join my army, then, you will be very useful.
14~16:[Berserkas]: ...well?
15~16:[Infected zombies]: run archers run
16~18:[Berserkas]: *sigh*
17~18:[Infected zombies]: a heat afkers
18~18:[Berserkas]: the attention span of a zombie isn't large, is it? |
1~0:[Guardians]: how often can u do that?
2~0:[Gott]: Settling?
3~0:[Guardians]: kill magi first
4~0:[Gott]: no you braught only guardians
5~0:[Gott]: no magi
6~0:[Guardians]: are you here necro?
7~1:[Gott]: no he isn´t here
8~1:[Guardians]: better for me
9~1:[Gott]: don´t you like necros?
10~1:[Guardians]: still ok
11~1:[Gott]: and elf?
12~1:[Guardians]: elf lvl?
13~1:[Gott]: hmm, Lvl7.
14~1:[Guardians]: they wont atack back
15~1:[Gott]: yeah because they will instantly kill you.
16~1:[Gott]: guardians are too slow
17~1:[Guardians]: wait
18~1:[Gott]: for what?
19~1:[Guardians]: he attked the sword
20~2:[Gott]: me?
21~2:[Guardians]: huh. . .
22~2:[Gott]: do you mean me?
23~2:[Guardians]: yeah
24~2:[Gott]: sure what else should i do?
25~2:[Gott]: your swords are guardians, btw. ;-)
26~12:[Gott]: how do you like that?
27~12:[Guardians]: o grear its the dumes tern
28~12:[Gott]: i don t understand that.
29~12:[Guardians]: oki, shitty server, the new setup is not that good anyway!
30~13:[Gott]: good to know that you neutrals have server probs as well
31~13:[Guardians]: i know but i don't know how to get one
32~13:[Gott]: just wait, it will come easisly
33~13:[Gott]: easily
34~13:[Guardians]: mine are
35~14:[Gott]: yours are...? Dead?
36~14:[Guardians]: yes
37~22:[Gott]: yeah, i m not sooo sorry
38~22:[Guardians]: lets do it< |
16~11:[Wolfhounds]: lithuania
i am from lithuania :D |
Heres a good one
1~5:[Imps]: guess i lost
2~10:[Elven_Lord]: yep thats right
3~10:[Imps]: it cost to much
4~10:[Elven_Lord]: i know arts are expensive these days
5~11:[Elven_Lord]: but thats no excuse
6~11:[Imps]: and don't use spels
7~12:[Elven_Lord]: yeah you dont have enough mana so i guess its hard for you
8~12:[Imps]: ye thats wat i tlkin about
9~15:[Elven_Lord]: Lifes hard being an imps monster isnt it?
10~16:[Elven_Lord]: Ill make it up to you, you can make out with my sprites
11~16:[Elven_Lord]: make you feel better
12~16:[Imps]: *they will
13~16:[Elven_Lord]: have fun but remember......
14~16:[Elven_Lord]: always use a condom
15~16:[Imps]: shut up, |
Heres a good one
D-U-D-E.
Freaking HELL XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
that's the funniest thing i ever saw in these forums.
1~5:[Orcs]: ready
2~6:[Berserkas]: set
3~6:[Orcs]: ready
4~7:[Berserkas]: go!
1~10:[Forest keepers]: yikes wheres my troops???
2~14:[Berserkas]: soon to be dead.
3~14:[Forest keepers]: rogues will kill wolves
4~14:[Berserkas]: nope.
5~14:[Forest keepers]: i wish i could ress my troops! lol
6~14:[Berserkas]: lol, keep wishing.
7~14:[Forest keepers]: your gargs are good ! now the ghosts have to die !
8~14:[Berserkas]: *facepalm*
9~14:[Forest keepers]: te hee
10~15:[Berserkas]: not funny.
11~15:[Forest keepers]: yes it is
12~15:[Berserkas]: no, it's not.
13~15:[Forest keepers]: and ti just gives you more exp
14~15:[Berserkas]: what does, your hallucinations?
15~15:[Forest keepers]: its a confused face
16~16:[Berserkas]: no doubt.
17~16:[Forest keepers]: im certainly not going to get much, too much fun with these grifs =p
18~16:[Berserkas]: you're not getting anything, 'cause you're going to DIE. |
| once i was fighting ghost and they said 'i just ran all the way form great capital to help you |
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XD
I said that to some guy I was helping on a hunt.
Anyway, I haven't had any decent conversations with neutrals, I'm gonna keep looking. |
