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This is a thread for common questions asked but with (smartaleck) answers we would love to see; I'll start and others can add on.
Q: What is thief leader's trust for?
A: It is needed for dating thief leader's daughter.
Q: How to summon elements?
A: You say loudly-"I want a Moonstone now!"
Q: When will dwarves come?
A: When they're done with Snow White. |
| for Dionysus: lol |
Q: How do we get enough to pay for thief invitation?
A: QQ more on forums about the price and PM the admins about outrageous prices |
Q:how do we enroll
A:go down to the jobcentre |
Q why do so many people sit at there pc for hours just to play this
A no one knows
lol |
nice idea :D
Q: What does the abbreviation, 9 AP stand for in group battles?
A: 9 Ale Please!
Q: How to do a blindfold battle?
A: Get a piece of cloth, tie it around your head to cover your eyes. Now grab your battle axe, go out, and do the slaughter!
Q: How to get extra skeletons?
A: Grab your shovel, go to the cemetery, and dig up several graves!
Q: What is the cheapest art?
A: Singing. You do not need to buy anything for that. |
Q: What are LWM Forums for?
A: Apptemting to dodge forum mods raging banhammers |
Q: When does the event end?
A: When the last person stops partying.
Q: How do I get a TGI?
A: Politely ask a thief and hope you don't get mugged.
Q: How do I get wood?
A: You chop down a tree.
Q: How do I become someone's brother or sister?
A: Go ask mommy.
Q: How do I get more troops?
A: You pay them higher wages. |
Q: What are the best fractions?
A: 1/2, 3/4, 4/5 |
Q: Where are the gnomes?
A: Look down. |
Q: What is BOW?
A: To bend the knee or body or incline the head, as in reverence, submission, salutation, recognition or acknowledgment. |
How do I enter a vanguard?
You buy the person protecting the vehicle a box of chocolates, try out your best chat up lines and hope they have the correct sexual preference for your wishes. |
Q:What is a BOW?
A:A different version of crossbow. |
Q: what is the favourite food of shrews?
A: mushrewms |
Q: i keep losing money on roulette, how do i win
A: bet on the blank square, it always wins |
Q.why i cant win anybody in duel?
A.you are missing **super-wood-sword** witch i happen to have for you with 90k only, friend:)
Q.what i have ever done to you
A.see, you are doing to me again!!
Q.will you marry me
A.is that all gold you have?:D lol i will never marry you hahahahahah |
Q.How do I stop a shrew from running away ?
A.By giving her a gold necklace XD |
Q: What are brilliant unicorns?
A: really smart equine species |
Q: What's a bump?
A: That's when someone runs into you.
Q: What's QATC?
A: A person imitating a duck quack.
Q: What's +1 and -1?
A: Someone trying to do math: 0+1=? 0-1=? |
q: Why is Modi so great???
a: cause only Modi once came twice...
Q: Where are dragons from???
A: Overseas...
Q: Why are there here???
A: They loooove Modi's barbecued veal... |
