Author | Questions & Answer |
Q: Who is Modi?
A: Just some guy.
Q: Who is Arctic?
A: Just some guy.
Q: Who is Pantheon?
A: Just some guy.
Q: Who is lexa?
A: Run! Run Now! |
Q: what happened when gargoyles turned to grotesque?
A: they already look grotesque to begin with |
Q: Why can't I use fireball? I have the magic guild.
A: You need to practice your skills.
Q: Why can't I use phantoms? I have the talent.
A: You haven't paid your tuition fees. |
lol pant^^ |
Q: which is the best MC?
A: the one which gives you the most number of days off (MC=medical certificate) |
Q: What does "Troops are not organized or not sufficient" mean?
A: "not sufficient" means you don't have enough troops to beat those 10 farmers. "not organized" means you need to do more military training exercises.
Q: What does "You may not engage in combat without a weapon in your right hand." mean?
A: Those goblins are powerful. You can't win with just your bare hands.
Q: What does "You may not engage in combat. Ammunition is not matched." mean?
A: Fighting in the nude is not acceptable. You must wear appropriate dress code. |
Q: Where is the East Bay Inn quest?
A: In East Bay Inn.
Q: Where is the Seraph's Tears quest?
A: In East Bay Inn.
Q: Why did I only get 700 gold while the other guy got 1000 gold from the quest? It's not fair!
A: Life isn't fair. Women get paid less. And some guys get paid more for the same work.
Q: My fort reached 100%. Why didn't I win?
A: This is the Dark Ages. Computers haven't been invented yet to run the fort. You need more employees to run the fort.
Q: I need help for the text quest now!
A: Read "Text Quests. Discussion thread."
Q: There are too many posts. I can't be bothered to read all 544 messages.
A: Read "Text Quests. Discussion thread."
Q: I keep losing.
A: Read "Text Quests. Discussion thread."
Q: Are there more of these super hard text quest that I can't beat?
A: Read "Text Quests. Discussion thread." |
Q: Who ambushed me?
A: Some guy.
Q: What guy?
A: Some guy thieving.
Q: What guy thieving?!
A: Some guy thieving from that clan.
Q: What guy from what clan??!
A: Errrrr...
Q: Dude, can you just get me his profile link???!!
A: Oh, look at the time. Gtg, bye!
Q: ... |
Q: Someone stole my hunt! He somehow appeared in my hunt. Look, he's stealing my kills! There are also some other weird creatures not in my hunt. What should I do? Is this some bug? Should I report him for hacking me?
A: ... |
Q: How do I make money?
A: Read: "Way to make some money"
Q: How do I make more money?
A: Read: "Way to make some money"
Q: There are too many posts.
A: Earn less money.
Q: How do I get diamonds?
A: Buy from diamond mine.
Q: They are too expensive.
A: Donate real money to get diamonds.
Q: They are too expensive. I'm only a student.
A: Get a job.
Q: When can I reach level 16?
A: When you reach level 15.
Q: How do I get invited into the Thief Guild?
A: When they steal a million gold from you. |
you made my day pant:P |
Q. I found a bug! Gremlins did 10000 damage to 3 sprites, but only 2 died. Why?
A. One of the sprites was very beautiful, none of the gremlins could bear to kill that one. |
lol |
Q: How can I beat roulette?
A: With a big, heavy stick |
Q. how come I've got -exp
A. your not awesome enough to level up |
Q: Who is the best player?
A: Casanova |
lol |
Q: how do i change rogues to shrews?
A: give them a sexy outfit, colourful wig and voila! |
nice one dion |
Q: what is double tracking?
A: playing 2 tunes at the same time on your iPod |