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I really need some advice....


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AuthorI really need some advice....
I have some good news for you "ladies" out there. Once a year I go "slumming" and spend time with a woman I normally wouldn't let clean my wolf pen. It's a lottery system with one lucky winner. I know you are dying to win the prize but you must follow the rules of the contest like all others. You can only place one application per day...no ballot stuffing please. Winner must pay all expenses and most importantly, don't forget the paper bag. Bag must be in place before you get off the plane.

Losers get an autographed picture of me to hang in your bedroom. You pay the postage of course.

Stay thirsty my friends
A commentary about the last nights fight: Chael Sonnen vs. Anderson Silva:

"Getting your face pummeled doesn't constitute as carrying someone - it constitutes getting worked."
seems like rip off to me if its a lottery u should pay all expenses
Seems like somebody has zero idea what i was writing about........

But hey:

---------- This is a man's world, this is a man's world---------
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
-------- This is a man's world, this is a man's world---------
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl


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do you have to been woman tyre life or is month enough?:-D
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Who's Modi?
Modi is the reason civilization exists.
lol yeah in im the smartest person in the world *rolls eyes*
long_shot: he is exellent barb hunter(penny is better tough) who just happen to be too ass from some peoples mind(92%). he is cruel when he tell about his live and make us jealious.he got big ego and it needs to be taken care.

dr naapa chanhes your live today modi
--"Modi is the reason civilization exists."--


Finally somebody says the truth as my oracle already had said this before.He is the cH0sen One. And he will bring us forward here.

Trust in Modi.

Hallelujah
if he the future some kill me now
many have blaphsemed the name of Modi the Great, and you shall be penitent, weep for your insolence and perchance he may forgive you, for it is human to err, and divine to forgive.
A curse, thats what Modi is :D
I have some good news for you "ladies"

^^ How about men, u should give me a chance.
lol

A big imagination XD
A big imagination

Without them we could not develope and improve our existence....
Just got back from my family reunion in Valhalla and boy did I find out some news! I always wondered why I enjoyed being so evil, as that is not a characteristic of my father Thor.

I sure was named properly as Modi means "anger." Still, I never felt like I was my father's son. Now I know why.

Uncle Loki got a little drunk and started talking loosely as we shot arrows at human targets and told me he was my father. Stunned, I approached Thor and snatched him by the hair, demanding to know the truth. He admitted to me that indeed, uncle Loki was my father and he was too embarrassed to admit my mom cheated on him. How pathetic is that?

It all makes sense now, Loki being god of mischief and strife. I asked my mom why she did this? She told me Thor carried around his big hammer for a reason. To make up for his small hammer. Glad that loser ain't my dad.


Stay thirsty my friends
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