| Author | I really need some advice.... |
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| you are so humble! |
For those advising me to kill myself, I am immortal so it is impossible.
May I suggest taking a nap for a few hundred years and letting all the fuss die down? Than you may resume your awesomeness in peace until it once again grows tiresome.
That's bad advice anyway. Do you want the world to stop in it's tracks for my funeral? If that happened, people would be jumping out of buildings and all women would be wearing black forever in mourning.
I find black very flattering and attractive on most women, so no problem there. As for people jumping out of windows, well I'm a big fan of Darwin and we're probably past due for a thinning of the herd. The gene pool is getting a bit murky and could use a shock treatment of chlorine. Of course that would only serve to increase your fame, so it probably wouldn't help your cause much.
Perhaps you could just purchase and move to a deserted island in the pacific. Completely cut yourself off from the outside world except for an annual tweet to let your fans know you continue to grace them with your magnificence. |
I will tell you all a secret I have been keeping. The world governments have been waiting for me to grant permission to place my face on a new coin for a new world order. I haven't decided if I want a profile shot showcasing my perfect nose or should I display my whole face in all it's glory? What do you guys think?
i laugh till my tears fall down
so what that they call me yesterday and they was begging me to be world president but u know i refuse cuz i have a lot important things such as laughing at a person like u |
| if their was coin like that i refuse to accept it or even use one |
Imagine being as wonderful as me for just a minute. How can I ever know if a woman loves me for what is inside my heart. I mean, of course women are always drooling over my arms and chest but I am more than just a piece of meat ya know?
I also have a great looking face and my mind is beyond brilliant. How can any woman look past that and into my black heart? Will they ever see the evil and wickedness and appreciate it?
Maybe I will never know. I suppose I will just have to accept my supernatural powers over women and carry on. The sad thing is, one shot at Modi totally ruins any woman forever because no other man can compare. I leave a trail of broken hearts wherever I go. Life is sad sometimes, isn't it?
I have learned to pick women with very limited English skills. I got tired of hearing how great I am every second of the day and night. Better to have a woman just sit and smile without talking.
All these lessons I am giving to you free of charge. Aren't you all so lucky that I decided to grace you with my thoughts? Yes, you are, I know.
Stay thirsty my friends. |
| Big thanks to azabukinie, duskcarnivore and qio for biting and making this post amusing. Well done modi, at first I didn't think anyone would actually react seriously but they did...lol... I shouldn't overestimate human intelligence. |
| this is one of the ways i used to amuse myself in the past. got bored eventually. however, it's always nice to see people taking the path you have returned from =} |
| Who are you>? OMG WHO ARE YOU |
| Ha-ha Modi this is so great, hook, line and sinker. Bravo on the parody Nutella so much I do lol. |
very amusing..;)
Big thanks to azabukinie, duskcarnivore and qio for biting and making this post amusing
although, im sure at LEAST 99% of women know not who you are. -_- |
| Can someone tell me who he is? |
Can someone tell me who he is?
shame shame shame on you...
everybody knows who Chuck is...
Chuck is only one...
all hail Chuck...
:P |
well i see ur picture modi
it was not like u said
u know u r not that sweet after all |
Can someone tell me who he is?
you're joking, right?
please refrain from doing so, this is a serious topic. for jokes see here:
https://www.lordswm.com/forum_messages.php?tid=1879514 |
| Modi please, we all no your the best, bask it in, have your glory until the day your to old to be cared about anymore :p have someone fun ;) |
have someone fun ;)
lol i meant " have some fun "
Love your most favorite "fan"
Fill-o-Warrior |
The secret to the cures of all the world's diseases is hidden in my perfect DNA. Why should I give it to you mortals? Sometimes I get great pleasure knowing that I can stop all suffering yet I refuse to. I figure that you are all more than fortunate to have had the pleasure of knowing me and that is my gift to you.
Ah...the Persian belly dancer I spent the night with is awake....I must go.
Stay thirsty my friends. |
Never heard of you , but if u have different DNA it's called MUTATION, not awesomeness.
:P |
| u r lucky :p |
| I wonder when Modi is going to have a 'Facts' page like Chuck Norris, its totally missing at the moment over the great internet ! lol |
