Author | I really need some advice.... |
I'll tell you, it's rough being the most important player in LWM. How can I stop being so darned great? I keep getting all this mail..." Modi we love you...Modi can you lead our clan..Modi I want to have your baby...." it just never stops. All I want to be is a regular player but my greatness will not allow it. What's a superstar to do? I have the same problem outside the game too. Women putting their grubby claws all over me, wanting to touch my massive chest. It's a lot of pressure ya know? Na, you guys wouldn't know anything about that. I suppose I am doomed to be awesome forever. Oh well, thanks for listening. |
Well you could go in jail, that way you would be kept safe of the women trying to get you, and away from your internet fans. Aint that a nice idea, god I like myself as an advisor. |
send me all your money and all your problems will leave you. |
You should just accept your status as the superhero of an online world populated by millions. Save the empire, destroy all, it's up to you! No one can take this burden from your shoulder. We all can only imagine how hard it is to be so awesome. You have to choose wisely now what to do with your power, no one else can do this for you.
Have you recognized that people already try to style their characters like you?
https://www.lordswm.com/pl_info.php?id=4702702 |
How would you feel to be born a brilliant, handsome, dynamic, charismatic guy with the body of a god? I didn't ask for this burden. Over the years it has been weighing me down. If I vanish, what will all my fans do? I can't let them down, can I? Here I am, asking advice from the unwashed masses...it's sad. |
y dont u try talking yo empire she will block every other gal in game so no love messages lol |
Really, the only answer is to immediately commit ritual suicide. Premature death is really the only way of both escaping the pressures of superstardom, while simultaneously ensuring the lasting fame you've so clearly earned. Just ask Elvis, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, or Curt Cobain ;-) |
for Slynky:
lol, thats SO true :) |
well in my opinion u self proclaimed ost important player in LWM u have people who hate u people who like u but giving your self titles dont mean any thing all it does is try to impress people
also stop acting like your perfect no is and no punished for little mistakes even u make mistakes so drop the act like u are the best cause good things eventually come to a end |
Nutty, I adore Lady Gaga.
Dont place me and Muddy in the same category! Thats an insult to me! >.< |
Seppuku is always an option. I'm sure there are more than a few people who'd be willing to help you on the way :) |
wanting to touch my massive
enjoy |
beware, modi in french means Cursed... Modi = maudit = cursed!
Good luck. |
"There can be only one!" Yes, the Highlander is my true life story. For those advising me to kill myself, I am immortal so it is impossible. That's bad advice anyway. Do you want the world to stop in it's tracks for my funeral? If that happened, people would be jumping out of buildings and all women would be wearing black forever in mourning.
I'm afraid I will just have to get used to being everyone's hero(yes even Chuck Norris worships me). It is my fate, my cross to carry. So be it. |
It is my fate, my cross to carry.
Nobody`s interested in this.) |
jeez can his ego get any bigeer
for Modi:
u need to stop thinking u are the greatest youru not also u are not god or s king just live your life or play disappearing act |
it's rough being the most important player in LWM
i do not even know u
i know really important people but u i never see u before
How can I stop being so darned great
u can stop that be acting like a normal person not thinking u r famous
but my greatness will not allow it.
How would you feel to be born a brilliant, handsome, dynamic, charismatic guy with the body of a god
well my body is better than urs
what will all my fans do
do not call them fans call them fools to like such a Cocky like u
u r just acting like a perfect and u know something u r not half perfect
I am immortal
u r still living in ur kid world
That's bad advice anyway
my advise to u is to try not to think of ur self as a perfect
all women would be wearing black forever in mourning.
well i will wear all the colors when u die other than the black
and i do not want to receive any mail from
and its better for u to close this subject |
when he dies i might throw party |
when he dies i might throw party
and i might have my wedding on the same day |
I will tell you all a secret I have been keeping. The world governments have been waiting for me to grant permission to place my face on a new coin for a new world order. I haven't decided if I want a profile shot showcasing my perfect nose or should I display my whole face in all it's glory? What do you guys think? |