| Author | Jokes about Vovochka :) |
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for _-PRAJOY-_:
hahahaha )) |
| haha nice1 @80 |
| Muahahah ! |
vovochka goes along with his sister to buy a gift for his girl friend. he finally decides to buy a pair of gloves and tells the ppl to gift pack the same and gives it to his girl friend with a letter which reads as follows :"hi darling. i went to the shop and couldnt decide wat to buy u. it was then i saw this. i saw a sales girl wearing and knew the second this was made for u. u sud have seen the scent, i couldnt even decide if it was from the sales girl or this. i even tried it on. it even fits me. i always thought it was only for girls. i always wish u wear it to our anninversary. i have some great plans for the day. wishing u again on this wonderful day darling".
he goes home after giving gift. his sister tells him, 'bro, i cant find my panty i bought, did u bring all that u brought in the store and y do i have these gloves here'. Damn now wat will the letr imply crashes vovochka.....
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| ROFL! hahaha |
| the ban is better than the joke... lol |
| than* illiteracy !! |
| What the hell, sorry my eyes saw "then". Damn, I wanted to see illiteracy there so much it seems :P |
| lol man is my english really that bad or is it since i used many short forms?? *puzzled* |
Short forms bro :/
Anyways, nice ones! |
| :-)thx :-) |
Bad english.
what != wat
girlfriend != girl friend
I != i
Vovochka != vovochka
should != sud
letter != letr
And after each dot, hold shift for half a sec please :P
Thanks for the jokes though ! |
Bad english.
what != wat
girlfriend != girl friend
I != i
Vovochka != vovochka
should != sud
letter != letr
And after each dot, hold shift for half a sec please :P
i even tried it on. it even fits me. i always thought it was only for girls. i always wish u wear it to our anninversary. i have some great plans for the day.
So many small sentences which should have been written as one without all those periods.. and then 'I always wishED you WORE it ON our ANNIVERSARY' seems more sensible.
Overall looks like a different ugly version of English :P
But thanks for the jokes though ! |
Good joke Hallion... But it was off topic as it didnt involve Vovochka xD (Well it did, but not in the right way).
I wonder if quoting is a joke though? |
lol, alright, here's one for ya :
Vovochka catches his parents in bed late at night having a "happy time". The mother was on top of his dad and moving with force. Vovochka opens the door and asks "Mom, what are you doing there ?". His mother is shocked, but tries to calm down and answers "I am hitting your dad's belly as hard as I can, to make it smaller" and Vovochka answers "Ah, good plan mom, because this morning the maid was trying to blow it and make it bigger". |
| :-D damm that is too good. ha ha ha. |
Muahaha, I missed this thread.
Vovochka is home with his dad and his sister. Vovochka's sister bring in another girl (her friend) and both go to her room. Vovochka and his dad are watching the TV when his dad asks "Vovochka, go get me my shoes". Vovochka takes off to his sister's room, bashes the door and announces with a steady voice "Alright listen up, dad told me to rape you both right now". The girls are obviously not falling for it and argue. Then Vovochka wants to convince them and shouts "Hey dad, only the one of them ?" and the reply comes "I said both of them, you idiot !". |
| Vovochka is acting as the head of the family and takes control over the family's problems. One day, Vovochka's sister gets her menstruation period for first time and returns home shouting "mom, help me". Vovochka stands there and announces "The problems in the family are my concern, not mom's, tell me what's wrong". His sister ignores him and keep shouting. Vovochka gets mad and shouts "Tell me what's the problem, leave mom alone" and so his sister lifts up her skirt and shows him her bloody lower parts. Vovochka stares shocked and after a second he shouts "Mom ! Maria cut off her balls !!". |
| lol the 80 was too goood! |
| thx :) btw lord hallion really nice ones 97 and 98 :) |
