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A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''
''I still don't get it'' responded Little Johnny.
''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night'' said Little Johnny and went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole... to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of sh*t!'' |
| This thread is only for jokes not for bitter truth. :/ |
| A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention. |
861
Good one :)) |
| @861 - I think I read that a 100 times before , But still its an awesome old school joke! |
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| 866 3:) lol |
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The truth has been spoken :3 |
| Why god why? i want to read 866! |
Atleast somebody mail me the post?
pwease? :P:P |
| Hallion can help you out there :3 |
Please do so, because I translated that one from a greek joke, I am too bored to rewrite it, since I can't copy paste from anywhere.
Still, you can PM the moderator to send you the post, they can see deleted posts. |
| Damn i thought someone posted a joke 3:) |
Here's another one :
A young fellow goes to the pharmacist and asks for a condom pack saying "I am visiting my girl's family today for dinner and I think she will want to surprise me afterwards". The pharmacist hands him the pack and then the young guy says "Uuhm, now that I think of it, better give me two packs because her sister is being very cute to me and maybe she has a surprise for me too". The pharmacist hands him a second pack and then the young customer says "Sorry but, maybe I should get a third pack, because her mother is also being very polite towards me, so I don't want to be unprepared in case she has something in mind". Finally the pharmacist hands him over the third pack and the young fellow thanks him. Later that same noon the family gathers for diner with the daughter's boyfriend and are preparing to eat. The father of the family arives late home and sits with the family just in time to begin the diner. As a tradition to their religion, they start saying a short prayer before they start eating. The prayer ends, but the young guy keeps his head down on the table and continues saying many other different prayers when he finally stops, having said all the prayers he knew. His girl then bends close to his ear and whispers "I didn't know you were so religious", to what he replies in the same way "And I didn't know your father is a pharmacist". |
| diner = dinner* |
| lol |
| 877 - Poor young fellow :D |
