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| No more jokes??? |
I got test coming up................
One more joke b4 i go to idle for 1 week
A Director already recruited the assistant he hoped for, and ordered one of his staff to dismiss the remaining applicant but without ending he review.
Here's the dialog (S= Staff , Applicant = A-H
S: How much do you wish to be paid?
A: 2 millions
S: Too high, you're dismissed
A: Is that so? then 1 million is enough
S: Still Dismissed
A: Why?
S: The company don't accept cheap staff
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S: You have a boyfriend?
B: Yes
S: Where?
B: Overseas
S: You're dismissed
B: Why?
S: Later you'll keep phoning your BF, expensive, international call
B: Next week he'll go home
S: Still dismissed
B: Why?
S: You'll keep skipping work for seeing your BF
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S: Did you look beautiful?
C: I think so
S: You're dismissed
C: Why?
S: The manager here will fall in love with you, just making fuss
C: But i don't really look beautiful
S: Still dismissed
C: Why?
S: You'll become an eyesore
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S: Had a BF?
D: Nope
S: Have you tried?
D: Yes, but no luck
S: You're dismissed
D: Why?
S: You're not even capable of finding a BF
D: Actually, i already had one, but i break up with him since i don't like him
S: Still dismissed
D: Why?
S: Later you'll find yourself not liking the job and left it
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S: Have BF?
E: Yes
S: Is he handsome?
E: Yes
S: You're dismissed
E: why?
S: You'll become restless thinking that your BF will get hooked by another girl
E: Uh........ actually he's not really handsome
S: Still dismissed
E: Why?
S: You're not even capable of finding handsome BF, let alone working here
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S: Have BF?
F: Yes
S: First time?
F: Yeah
S: You're dismissed
F: Why?
S: You're not even capable of finding more than one BF
F: actually i already change from one boy to another
S: Still dismissed
F: Why?
S: You'll just changing from one job to another, and left
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S: Have in-laws?
G: Yeah
S: Is they rich?
G: Yes
S: You're dismissed
G: Why?
S: Even your in-laws don't accept you to work in their company
G: Actually............My in-laws is jot rich
S: Still dismissed
G: Why?
S: You'll keep asking for a raise with a reason to help your in-laws
Peace out~ :D |
of post 143
instead of G: Actually............My in-laws is jot rich
it is not rich |
(-_-")a
D*** this forum for not allowing editing
It's almost 9 here when i post it, sorry for the mis-typing |
when we were kids, if you had a light-up shoes, you had it all!
When I lose, it's only a game, when I win, HAHAH IN YOUR FACE!!!
You say goodbye and 15 minutes later you're still talkin:P |
| Sorry! can we at least be friends? is like our dog died but can we at least keep it? |
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. |
| [Post deleted by moderator Jedi-Knight // By poser's request] |
| I didn't understand the last joke posted by me. Just copied from a joke site. Can anyone explain? |
What colour is a burp?
Burple!
What stays in a corner but travels around the world?
A stamp!
What did the boy shoe said to the girl shoe?
You will always be my sole!
How many months have 28 days?
All of them!
Why do you go to bed every night?
Because the bed won't come to you!
Why was everyone tired on April 1st?
They had finished a March of 31 days! |
English of jepiaar
1. form a straight circle.
2. give me a red pen of any colour.
3. open the window and let the air force come in
4. our principal just now passed away(he means passed by)
5. i've 2 daughters both are girls
6.jepiaar to a student who he caught going to the movie theatre, "yesterday i saw u with my wife". |
A good joke that a person KO in 2 move..and doesn't have a single chance to move at all..specially 2 move from beginning :))
http://www.heroeswm.ru/warlog.php?lt=-1&warid=238889209 |
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
It's the 3rd time this joke posted here.............
i don't understand 152. There's a similar sentence on the previous page |
for DeeZee: Yes, that I had posted it earlier
For post 148: Sorry for the re-post |
there were 2 terrorists,
they wanted to blow a place.
to do that, they had to plant a bomb.
TIMER = 03:00
A: "okay, i've set the bomb for 3 minutes. let's get outta here!"
B: "you've set the timer too long, cut a wire to make it faster."
*CLICK*
TIMER = 00:05
A: "@#$%!!!"
B: "CUT A WIRE, QUICK!!!!!"
*CLICK*
TIMER = 02:05
A: "phew, that's better..."
B: "that's a bit too long too, let's cut another one."
*CLICK*
*KABOOOMMMMM!!!!!* |
@156
Doesn't bomb usually only have 2 wire? one for quickening and one for stopping |
bomb has 3 wires
don't know which 1 does what
but none increases time
it must be special type of bomb |
| lol @ Deezee XDDDDD |
| http://jaxov.com/2010/03/top-10-crazy-yahoo-questions-answers/ |
