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| Conratz igles.Proud to be an Indian!Jai hind! | | oh god igles, i hope you suffer a terrible accident, just as i had to suffer reading that god awful joke. | | hahaha not joke | | Igles you rock man! | Rajnikant the super hero,
Once there is a race of 1000 miles,
guess what the result,
Officially Rajnikant would come to first, and he came,
But ray of light came on third number,
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Rajni's shadow | for aakash09kld:
technically,since ray of light travels behind Rajni..then Rajni's shadow would be in front of him...so Rajni comes second :-p | | all scientific rules for entire the world but "THE" Rajni is not an ordinary man, you know that so who dares to beat rajni? | Teacher : Sam, tell me where you born
Sam : Mam, I born in Tiruvanantpuram (An Indian City)
Teacher : Good, now spell it.
Sam : Mam, Actually I born in Goa (another Indian City) | | Nice one xD | for aakash09kld:
Actually, if Rajni is faster than light, there is no shadow. Light would have to have went round the race course twice and actually won, told the organisers to tell Rajni that he won instead, go have a nap, kill off Chuck Norris, had another nap, then went back to the race, made Rajni's shadow, then went round the course again to come in behind Rajni.
So First, Second and Third is actually Light, but he let Rajni win. | A businessman is on a plane when he starts to feel thirsty, so he calls for the stewardess and asks for a large Scotch. In the next seat is a parrot, who snaps raudely. "A double Scotch- and make it quick". "Yes,sir," the stewardess says, before quickly getting the bird his drink - but ignoring the businessman. The parrot downs his in one gulp and snaps again, "Gimme another." The stewardess gets the bird a second drink. The man, meanwhile, has been asking politely. He then decides to use the parrot's tactic and snarls at the stewardess,"Look, you old bat, get me my Scotch!" Suddenly, a burly copilot emerges from the cockpit and unceremoniously ejects both the man and the parrot from the plane. As they are falling, the parrot turns to the man and says,"You know, you're pretty brave for someone who can't fly."
A married couple died in a car accident and went to heaven. In heaven, the wife sees her husband with another girl. Says the wife,"Whatever are you doing with that girl?" Her husband replies, "Our marriage was only `till death do us part, right?
Three men were at a bar dicussing coincidences. The first man said,"My wife was ready A Tale of Two Cities and she gave birth to twins. "That's funny," said the second man, "my wife was reading The Three Musketeers and she gave birth to triplets. "Good grief!" Shouted the third man,"I have to rush home!" "Why?" asked the others. "When I left home, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!
I was in the Wal-Mart the other day. I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said,"I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me for a few minutes?" The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me? she asks. I replied,"Because everytime I talk to a woman with a body like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere." | Sense of Logic!!! (Santa Banta are the famous Indian Char for Jokes)
Santa : I have cleared all subject except logic, I cannot understand it.
Banta : Let me teach you, tell me have you fish pot at your home?
Santa : Yes!
Banta : Then logically there should be some fishes in it?
Santa : Yes!
Banta : Then logically anyone at your home should feeding them regularly?
Santa : Yes!
Banta : Then logically it should be a female?
Santa : Yes!
Banta : Your age is about 40 so logically your wife should feeding them?
Santa : Yes!
Banta : Then logically if you have wife then you are a real MAN!
Santa : Yes! Hey its too easy to explain logic I got it, thanks friend.
Then Santa went for viva and examiner asked Santa to explain the logic,
Santa to Examiner : Have you fish pot at your home?
Examiner : No!
Santa : Then logically you are imput***** !!! | Since someone has put up a rajnikanth joke, I'll also give one:
Once Rajnikanth kicked a horse on its chin. Now it's called a giraffe.
When do earthquakes occur?
When Rajnikanth's phone is on vibration mode.
When Rajnikanth crosses the road, the cars have to look both sides. | Light travels in straight lines? Correct?
WRONG light is forced to bend around Chuck Norris and Rajnikanth because even waves of electromagnetic radiation know if they so much as bump into these guys, then they will be kicked where the sun don't shine. | once upon a time theere was a man who had something to do in a bank
and next to the bank was the bar but the bank had a no parking board on it
so the guy parked his car over in front of the bar a girl who lived a block down from the guy's house saw it as her temperament was (nosy) she told the guy in atirade that if someone parked their vehicle in front of such a place the people would think that he was in the bar and he drinks the guy got angry but he keplt his cool until the girl had gone and
parked his car in front of the girl's house for the night | sorry for double post but
can someone punctuate it for me
thanks | LordsWM joke
The king was ridding through the forest when he got ambushed by a thief.
When he called for help a hunter who was camping nearby heard him a came to his rescue(in full AP). After driving the thief away .....
King : young man thank for saving my life.
Hunter: np
King : i normally give 100 gold to the people who help me but for saving my
life i will give you any thing you want.
the hunter thought for a moment and then answered
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i want a tgi | lol!
We need more Lordswm based jokes! | Santa called Banta on dinner
and on dinner time he went out and write down a note on the door
"I make you Fool"
Banta read and got angry, but he thought a while and write down an another note
"I haven't came"
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Santa wrote a latter to Banta in which written "Reader is a fool"
Banta replies with a latter in which written "Writer is a fool" | LordsWM joke (it funny and its good)
One night a knight and a demon went to a graveyard.The graveyard had a big apple three growing on it.They wanted to some apples(who knows for what) so they knocked some down.One apple, just fell out side the wall of the graveyard.They decided to split them evenly so they started saying.....
one apple for you one apple for me,
one for you and one for me,
one for you and one for me,
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An elf who was passing heard voices coming for to the graveyard stop to hear what it was.He thought that god and the devil where deciding who get which souls. He hid behind the wall in fear and decided to wait for them to leave.
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after the knight and demon finished collecting all all the souls they said
The one outside the wall is for me
no its for me
no me
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hearing this the elf ran for his life. |
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